Funny/Offensive Pokemon Nicknames.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

i have a stunfisk but i name him stinkfusk its rate funnay cos it sounds like farts

[sosije]

Not really either, but just pun-ny.

Vaporeon:  Marina
Jolteon: Wattson
Flareon: Charlie
Leafeon: Herbert
Glaceon: Glacia
Espeon: Bellatrix/Psymon
Umbreon: Vesperio....... That was not a real name.... I think...
Eevee (F): Norma
Eevee (M): Norman

[SweetLuxray]

I named my ditto life so it would be like
"If you want your life back it will cost you 100p"

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I named Marowak "IllWakYou!" once until I noticed how it could been seen as innappropriate. My friend also said he accendentally named a Gengar "Negros" when he meant to call it "Necros" when he was six. He didn't know until he was battling a friend at school and he sent it out. His friend was black and dropped his Gameboy to tell the teacher. My friend was then sent home with a note without knowing what he did wrong. The reason he didn't see it was offensive? He has a scratch on the exact place where the "G" was.

[DerkGenius]

My nicknames usually are either
A joke about my pokemon's appearance e.g "Disco Ball" the Forretress or the name sounds like the pokemon e.g. "Loki" the Greninja (Cuz' Loki sounds like Froakie) I've always nicknamed my team so this might be long
"Spag Bowl" the Tangrowth (Spag Bowl is an Australianism for a bowl of Spaghetti)
"Cpt.Fluffy" the Ampharos (He was fluffy as a Mareep but now he's a bit bald *Sigh*)
"Barnacle Boy" the Barbaracle
"Cabaret" the Aromtisse (Cabaret is a form of french musical and Kalos is based off France, and it reminds me of someone doing the can-can in a frilly skirt)
And finally "Pimpoleon" the Empoleon (Because Empoleon's name stands out from it's evos, Piplup and Prinplup follow a pattern but Empoleon stands out and anyway, everyone knows Empoleon has buttloads of Swag

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I was pretty close to calling my shiny Furfrou Blackie because it IS black but then I figured if the game wouldn't let me call a Bergmite Ice Spike or a female Butterfree Cho Cho San (after the heroine in Puccini's Madama Butterfly) then it probably would find Blackie offensive.

[Petzbreeder]

Just for the heck of it, I called a Bidoof "Bakana Baka" which means "stupid idiot" in japanese (according to google anyway) and it let me have it!

[SirBlaziken]

i did the same but with 'virginity'

That's legendary.

I called my Delphox (male) Ylvis.

Haters gonna Hate.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

^I caught a female Braixen and called it Foxxy Love after the Drawn Together character.

[Hitmonchu]

Whenever I get non-shinies while MMing, I name them things like "waste of time" or "fail"

[Delicious_Scout]

Whenever I get a female Fennekin, my duty will be calling her "Rule34'd".
Whenever I get a female Gardevoir, "Waifu". If it is male, "TRAP!".
Whenever I get a male pig, "[insert name of bad politician here]".
Whenever I get a perfect IVd Gyarados with Moxie, I shall name it "Garyarados". Haters gonna hate.
Whenever I get a perfect IVd Vivillon, "S(a)tan" will be its name (check its number in the 'dex to know what I mean).
Whenever I get a perfect IVd Staraptor with a Choice Band and Reckless ability, it will be "YOLOraptor".
Too bad I cannot name Aggrons as "NANOMACHINES, SON!". Too long.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

Whenever I get a female Fennekin, my duty will be calling her "Rule34'd".

You sound like someone who's seen a lot of that kind of stuff.
Not that I'm judging or anything hue

[Delicious_Scout]

You sound like someone who's seen a lot of that kind of stuff.
Not that I'm judging or anything hue

Look who's talking:

[Hitmonchu]

What's with that "hue" at the end of your sentence, Hahex?
After all, I am the HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE king.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

What's with that "hue" at the end of your sentence, Hahex?
After all, I am the HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE king.

I challange you to a huehuehue off