Rank That Pokemon!

[SirBlaziken]

Must I say it?

Cutest pokemon in generation 1?

[Wolstenholme]

Omanyte!

Pokemon that would be the most useful when you're stuck in a lift.

[SirBlaziken]

Amphy, gives electricity and gets it moving again.

Best pokemon to use as a snow shovel?

[Hitmonchu]

Rotom Mow, I guess.

NPSQ

[Sizacu]

Hm... I think I'd go for a Pokemon like Glalie. It eats ice; I'd assume it'd be happy to eat snow!

Best Pokemon to have as a partner in crime?

[Wolstenholme]

Hydreigon, he bashes you into the bank, eats everyone in site, you slip in with your money bags and steal some stuff and then you climb on his back and fly out majestically into the night.

NP SQ

[Hitmonchu]

Zoroark. He's a master of trickery.

Best Pokémon that can learn Fly?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I'd say Mew because of its special ability to learn AND TM and tutor moves aside from the starter ones and Draco Meteor.

Best Pokemon to help you fix a flat tire?

[Hitmonchu]

Drifblim. It's full of air or something, and it has a mouth.

Best Pokemon in Electivire's evolution line?

[SirBlaziken]

Electivire. Duh.

Best pokemon to use in a MMA fight?

[Danatales]

Machamp. The thing has four arms, which can't be legal but sure would be effective in smacking down the opponent

Best Basic stage Dragon type? (Not counting 'mons that don't evolve)

[SirBlaziken]

Goomy!

Best pokemon to use in a game of american football, and reasons? (no legends)

[Hitmonchu]

Ditto, because it could turn into a legend.

Best Pokémon to eat?

[SirBlaziken]

Either hitmonlee or pikachu.

Pokemon most likely to be religious?

[Hitmonchu]

BIDOOF LOLZ
Actually, it's probably Medicham. He seems kind of Buddhist.

Best pokemon to kick in the face?