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Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

Started by CrimsonalCore, August 31, 2010, 09:16

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Ghost-Ex

#330
April 27, 2014, 03:52
Quote from: CrimsonalCore on August 31, 2010, 09:16
Okay, if you know how to make yo momma jokes, then make it ANY Pokemon (Even Pokemon characters, place, etc. too. :3) joke with mother, though. :3

I'll start...

Your mama so fat, even Machamp couldn't lift her.

yo mamas so fat that her splash atack does damage

Delicious_Scout

#331
May 04, 2014, 22:40
Your mother happens to be so fat that she actually was given one hundred space characters in her name just to fit her required number of kilocalories AND her fat name.
Click on that smexy Tyranaggronigroking to visit my our IV Shop. And possibly buy something.

Petzbreeder

#332
June 15, 2014, 22:05
Hey, Cubone!
Yo momma's so..... DEAD!

Yo momma's so fat she can't wear shorts, even though she still thinks they're comfortable and easy to wear!

Yo momma's so fat, she weighs OVER 9000 pounds!

SirBlaziken

#333
June 15, 2014, 22:07
Yo momma so fat she used splash and the planet split in two.
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Delicious_Scout

#334
June 15, 2014, 22:42
Your mother happens to be of such a flithy and sexual nature that she makes love to Ditto... without any of them using transform.
Click on that smexy Tyranaggronigroking to visit my our IV Shop. And possibly buy something.

Captain Jigglypuff

#335
July 31, 2014, 10:56
Yo momma's so ugly that when she was cutting down trees in a forrest full of Trevenant, they actively threw her out so they wouldn't have to look at her for all eternity!

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to eat Swirlix!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!

Captain Jigglypuff

#336
October 17, 2014, 16:16
Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!

Delicious_Scout

#337
October 17, 2014, 16:20
Quote from: Captain Jigglypuff on October 17, 2014, 16:16
Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck!

You... you have responded to yourself. Even if you don't have a mother, this is committing sudoku.

In any case...

Your mother befalls to be so fat that she can OHKO Physically Defensive 100% of the times with Heavy Slam!
Click on that smexy Tyranaggronigroking to visit my our IV Shop. And possibly buy something.

SirBlaziken

#338
October 18, 2014, 18:49
Yo momma so ugly that when uxie opened its eyes to look at her, it lost its memory.
Click here to access my paste to get to my teambuilding topics here on PKMN

Captain Jigglypuff

#339
October 18, 2014, 20:00
You momma's so ugly that even Muk are repulsed by her!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!

SirBlaziken

#340
October 18, 2014, 20:05
Yo momma so fat that the pillsbury doughboy and lickilicky look anemic compared to her.
Click here to access my paste to get to my teambuilding topics here on PKMN

Captain Jigglypuff

#341
October 18, 2014, 20:10
Your momma's so ugly that when a Phantump and Gourgeist looks at her, they scream and die of a heart attack!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!

SirBlaziken

#342
October 18, 2014, 20:14
Yo Momma so stupid that she doesn't even need confuse ray to confuse her.
Click here to access my paste to get to my teambuilding topics here on PKMN

Captain Jigglypuff

#343
October 18, 2014, 20:20
Your momma's so stupid that she tried looking for Groudon to catch it in Sapphire!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!

SirBlaziken

#344
October 18, 2014, 20:24
Yo Momma so stupid that she thought that poliwag was a squirrel!
Click here to access my paste to get to my teambuilding topics here on PKMN
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