Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

[Meowstic Royalty]

Yo Momma so stupid she tried hugging a Ferrothorn

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Yo momma so fat that she measures even longer than the stack of captions I submit for every Caption Contest.

[SirBlaziken]

Yo momma so dumb that she traded her Shiny Arceus for a patrat!

[Delicious_Scout]

↑ That is smart because Shiny Arceus are illegal.

Your mother happens to be so Naïve that she had sex with a stork to have a baby.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Yo momma so ugly that she scares the Ghost away in Pokemon Tower.

[SirBlaziken]

Yo momma so fat that Snorlax says "Dammmmnnnnn"

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Your momma's so ugly that Hydreigon refuses to attack her during one of its rampages!

[SirBlaziken]

Yo momma so ugly, I say so ugly, that both Feebas, Stunfisk and Natalie Portman look like attractive models compared to her!

[Neotenens]

Yo momma so ugly, I say so ugly, that both Feebas, Stunfisk and Natalie Portman look like attractive models compared to her!

Damn. That's ugly.

Yo momma so stupid that Slowpoke finished a test before her.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Yo mama so ugly that a Ditto explodes when it uses Transform on her

[SirBlaziken]

Yo momma so fat that Primal Kyogre looks skinny.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Yo momma so fat that I store my Pokemon inside her

[Neotenens]

You momma so fat, heavy slam doesn't affect her.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Yo momma so fat, she's the meteor that Prof. Cozmo saw in the Delta Episode.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Your momma's so stupid, she thought Vanillite was a Mega Stone!