Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Yo momma so fat, 154,789 Wailmer evolved inside her and all she did was burp.

[Delicious_Scout]

Yo mamma so fat and stinky that Muk mega evolves everytime it approaches her!

[Lorekeeper Higana]

Your mom's so fat, Sheer Cold does half damage on her!

Your mom's so fat, she steps onto the scale and the Primal Groudon knocks Deoxys out of orbit!

Your mom's so fat, she's banned from using Heat Crash!

Your mom's so stupid, she thought it was Articuno, Gyarados, and Moltres!

[Mockery for One]

Your mother is so relentless, the fact alone puts a Dustox to shame...

[Dorchadas]

Yo Momma so ugly even Ditto can't tap that.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Your momma's so ugly that when Diancie made her some diamonds, the Pokemon started to cry because your momma had managed to make them look ugly!

Your momma's so stupid she thinks Meteor Mash is the outer space version of the sitcom!

[Delicious_Scout]

Your momma's so stupid she thinks Meteor Mash is the outer space version of the sitcom!

↑ 10 points for Gryffindor due to this great joke.

Yo mamma's'o'stooped, her model'f ideal woman's Natalie Portman!

[SirBlaziken]

Yo momma smells so bad, when she farts, she doesn't fart, she uses poison gas.

[Dorchadas]

Yo momma so ugly, Jynx said DAMN.

[Kitt]

Yo momma so fat she can beat Snorlax in both a sleeping and eating contest.

[SirBlaziken]

Yo momma so slow, that when her, Internet Explorer and a slowpoke tried to run a race, she still lost.

[Dorchadas]

Yo momma so slow, that when her, Internet Explorer and a slowpoke tried to run a race, she still lost.

I'm sorry, but you've won. Lock the topic, shut it down, no more. The winner has been chosen.

[SirBlaziken]

*Bows*

Yo momma so dumb, when she heard the "I pikachu in the shower" joke, she called the cops.

[Dorchadas]

Yo momma's so stupid, she can forget HMs.

[Delicious_Scout]

Your mother befalls to be excedingly portly; in fact, so much that her HP stat is greater than Blissey's, causing the game to crash (although some say it is her sheer presence and weight what deprives the game of working).