tell me your secrets [confessions thread]

[the bread dragon]

you've been on the internet since at least 2003

and you dont know what a furry is

[Milsap]

I come online for people falling over and motorsport crashes.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Unless it's that conspiracy that fluoride is kills our third eye and that's why we can't do magic or something?

Are furries the folks that draw those creepy pictures of humanoid animals having intercourse?

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

Secret: I don't know what this means. Should I consult Urban Dictionary?

as someone who isn't a furry yet IRL fraternised with mainstream furry people you really are very lucky you dont even know what one is. it really is for the best.

//beth necks the whiskey bottle//

(edited to be less melodramatic cos i should Move On but still ugghghghghghhg not a part of my life i like to remember)

Define dental care.  If you floss and brush your teeth at least twice a day, sure.  Going to the dentist sometimes is necessary.

But if you honestly believe that it's unimportant to have healthy hygiene in your mouth because of some stupid hollywood crap then you are quite foolish.  You clean your mouth not to make them look clean but to a) not smell like death when you're near someone (and trust me that is offputting and uncomfortable, not shallow, because if you truly bother one of the senses of someone they will avoid you no matter what), b) so your food isn't getting dirtied up and infected when it goes through the portal between your mouth and your stomach, and c) to get the dirt off so your teeth don't rot and you can bite into things more easily.

And the dentist helps you get out cavities and junk like that to facilitate b and c.  It's not a hard concept.  Looking good is the least beneficial aspect of dental care.

You really are a fool.  Stop.  Just stop.  Your views on everything are so skewed and messed up.  Are you going to tell me next that Obama has been holding secret military things in Texas so he can enforce martial law on the US?  What about the Jews being behind 911?

i was waiting till he returned to spill all my deets on poor oral health but interestingly recent literature over the last decade is also piecing poor oral health with heart disease, not too clear on the mechanism yet but one theory thats been bangin round is that all the grody crap in the mouth gets thru the gums ----> blood vessels ----> heart. so thats good to know!

[SirBlaziken]

Are furries the folks that draw those creepy pictures of humanoid animals having intercourse?

Some do, but most don't, and hate such pictures.

Also, I think that if you think that you shouldn't go to the dentist because it's a hollywood conspiracy, then you may want to see more than just a dentist. Just saying.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Are bronies a breed of furry?

[sylar]

have you ever had this displeasure of meeting one of those creeps of course theyre furries all they can talk about is mens rights and how bad they wanna stick it in their pony waifu

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 For once, I agree with you tbh.

We had one in college and all he would do is bring his guitar to class and abruptly start playing "Chasing Cars" whilst trying to make eye contact with one of the girls. He's the reason why my mate stopped wearing dresses to class as he kept staring at her chest whilst making small talk.

Maybe it was the skull-print fedora/trilby and ponytail that did it.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

drives me mad cos they're all such poseurs, you always go "you like g1-g2 at all?" and they always go on about how its Bad for one reason or another and its like, up yours, old mlp is the best.



its good tho cos these idiots' unyielding determination to be wacky unique bronies out in public p much paints a giant red sign on themselves going "DO NOT SOCIALISE WITH ME OR INTERACT WITH ME IF POSSIBLE, I AM SO GROSS" and most of the time they keep this stuff well hidden and you dont find out until its too late and you're Socially Involved in that way that its difficult to back out 

[sans the skeleton]

techncially you don't need to use toothpaste - you only need to brush to stop the plaque build up - but if you dont use tooth paste you still need to use something along those lines to make sure your breath doesn't freaking stink. you could prolly get away with sugar free scented gum, probably, but toothpaste is just the easiest way.

also speaking of bronies, i know one that insulted someone's art and then, in the same comment, tried to get her to have relations above the age of 18 with him.

so cringe. so much cringe. forever.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I'm not fully against animal testing if they are taken care of well and the products being tested are to be used on animals and aren't getting hurt. I'm talking about any pet foods and medications and grooming products like shampoo and conditioner. Stuff like make up and perfumes are just being wasted if tested on animals.

[ashthetic]

_{warning: unsanitary i guess?
when i was five and in the bathtub with my sister i farted and blamed it on her bc the bubbles floated up behind her}

[sans the skeleton]

i steal all of the shampoo/conditioner/soap/whatever else to make 'secret potions' in a jug. ive done it since i was 5 and i cant get out of this awful habit. anyways i dont drink them but they leave your hair surprisingly soft

[Kpyna]

^ i used to do that too! my family and i used to go to a lot of hotels and always always steal all the samples so i would mix the shampoo and conditioner from these little bottles into tiny containers and make odd smelling hair concoctions. i had totally forgotten about all of that.

[kindtocrows]

A friend of mine in elementary school once tried to get me to make a 'potion' like that and bring it to school and drink it, saying it would give me powers of some sort. I didn't, even though back then I would do pretty much anything she told me to. Instead, I asked her what colour it should be, she said green, so I got my aunt to buy some green gatorade, put that in a different bottle and brought that instead. She figured out that I had tricked her, but was actually happy about that for some reason? It was weird...