The weirdest thing you've ever said

[Petzbreeder]

I'm sure many of you have said something weird at some point or another. What is the weirdest thing you've ever said?

I was playing Mystery Dungeon Gates to Infinity at my hostel once, and I noticed the tablecloth had a load of circles on it which I could use as Magnagates. I was really successful with getting rare items from the Magnagates that I created. One of the support workers asked me what I was doing, and I told her "I'm having a field day with the table" which of course made her give me a bit of a funny look before I properly explained what I meant.

I honestly couldn't stop laughing for a while after I said it.

[The name master]

I have said something wierd before, but is probably very unrepeatable here...

[Kpyna]

The other day I was walking by a huge group of my peers, like 40 or so playing Pokemon Go. I hit a pokestop and my friends all got eggs, and asked if I got one. I said a bit too loudly, "Dude, I'm absolutely full of eggs!"

Uuuuuuuuughh

[Lord Raven]

I managed to start a 30 minute long conversation by saying "Sigrun was considered fapbait back in the day."

[The name master]

I was just looking at some sprites from pokemon red/blue and this is what I said about this ivysaur sprite



"It looks like a sick Nidorina with a gloom growing on it's back"

I am the king of wierd!