first world problems

[The name master]

The only shiny I got was from the odd egg in crystal, but that has a 14% chance of being shiny, so that don't count!

It would be typical if my first shiny was a Magikarp (I don't really use the old rod, so I should be fine!)

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

no-one else posting about the new game the minute after the nintendo direct???????? get you'are heads in the game pkmn dot net

or even worse Pokken 2!!!!! on the Switch!!!! and about three or four nerds will be like "yeh!!! so exciting" and the rest of us will be like, why. pokken sucks and is for stupid idiots who tweet about their maimai top scores all day

well i was half right!!!!!  comedy relief owl is in pokken and its hilarious, i love my autistic ghost owl




also pokemon gimp mask lion and pokemon pastel goth bat comin to 3ds this november and im excited!!!!! probably the only one who is accordin to the tag on twitter (lmao we got all decade to wait for sinnoh remakes and switch games before climate change kills us horrifically, smdh. everyone all a bloo blo bloaaa bloa bklooo NO POKEMON STARS NO SINNOH REMAKES YOU REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME GAME FREAK NO BUY and itsl ike shut up you idiots!!!!)

The only shiny I got was from the odd egg in crystal, but that has a 14% chance of being shiny, so that don't count!

there are annoying people in the world who are like "whoops opened up the game and got a shiny haha oh me oh my oh did i just get a shiny immediately after????? haha oh wow" and thats a sign theyre jerks but the fact that we never get any shinies is just some sorta, i dunno, sign we're just so cool that the shinies are dazzled by our coolness and can't get close.

whenever they make the next pokemon mystery dungeon they'll do this big storyline i bet that if you dont get shinies often its cos ur a Cool Person n Wonderful Trainer and not a big jerk trainer who gets shinies all the time like everyone else does

well, thats my excuse for not getting shinies hardly ever personally i think.

It would be typical if my first shiny was a Magikarp (I don't really use the old rod, so I should be fine!)

you could always evolve it into a shiny gyrados! you don't get one of those....in game.... at ... the lake of rage in pokemon gold, silver, heart gold or soul silver already. as a game event. huh. oh well. never mind.

i think we've jynxed it, enjoy ur shiny magikarp bein ur first shiny!!!

[The name master]

you could always evolve it into a shiny gyrados! you don't get one of those....in game.... at ... the lake of rage in pokemon gold, silver, heart gold or soul silver already. as a game event. huh. oh well. never mind.

Let's not forget Crystal!

i think we've jynxed it, enjoy ur shiny magikarp bein ur first shiny!!!

Unesercary raging about a stupid pun aside, I have been doomed to be doomed to be doomed to have a Magikarp as my first shiny! That's it! I'm playing R/B/Y for the rest of my life!

[the bread dragon]

there's nothing wrong with a shiny magikarp, it's gold which is pretty cool

just don't evolve it lmao

[SirBlaziken]

If you want red lobster so bad, go to the lake of rage.

[Shaymin]

internet keeps bottlenecking like some kind of fool for no good reason at all hours of the day :/

[SaRo|Rapidash]

So I think I like someone, but idk if they're into guys, usually I try not to think about whether I like someone until I know they are but idk, we just keep ending up in date-like situations and it's hard not to. We're close enough that I guess I can just ask them if they've got with anyone since we last talked and if I word it right they should naturally clarify. I mean I would ask directly and he'd answer, but it can make things awkward if they're not.

Also I got out of bed to go to the toilet and I had a spider on me I hate spiders omg but I don't like to kill them but I think I might of when I panicked and through it off

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 It just hit me that no matter who wins this election, my Facebook is going to be filled with adults calling each other names for the next week or so.

[Shaymin]

It just hit me that no matter who wins this election, my Facebook is going to be filled with adults calling each other names for the next week or so.

the joys of an election lmao

[not chloe]

Just did my last shift at the club until September and now I'm #sad

[SirBlaziken]

It just hit me that no matter who wins this election, my Facebook is going to be filled with adults calling each other names for the next week or so.

Remove the 'for the next week or so' and you have become America. "Congratulations".

The back of my head hurts so much right now.

[Milsap]

I don't see how people can think "Libtard" is a good insult...

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Last day at uni for the year, sad that I won't see people for aaaages

Even worse a lot of my home friends are at uni for 2 more weeks so there's not that many people about.

[The name master]

I made a new character, but I can't make up my mind on what food she loves. I was thinking of strawberries, but I also thought of raspberries and kiwis!

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 I always get this thing where I can't bring myself to start reading a new book but when I do, I can't bring myself to put the book down.