You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Dracon]

You know youve played to much pokemon When you go hunting for one of a kind rare birds on mountins, in power plants, in caves, in dangerous burned towers and islands. Then when you find then you chuck your german sheperd at them shouting "mightyena use rock smash" then you start lobbing balls at the bird until it falls to the floor. "Yeah I caught Ho-Oh!" you shriek. only to have a member of the RSPCA grab you by the shoulder and start bawling at you for killing a one of a kind bird. Youre so surprised and upset you call up your mom and before you can say anything she says, "Hi honey, youre in -insert random country here- I havn't been there. So far you have -insert ridiculous amount of money here- sorry I bought you this really cute doll I hope you like it. Do you want me to keep saving money for you? I'm rooting for you baby." (sorry if any of this is inaccurate I aint played G/S/C in years) so before you can say a word she's hung up. Leaving you to face the RSPCA on your own, what do you do? You feed your german sheperd a strange potion given to you as a free sample by a dodgy sales rep on route 1, and yell "Mighytyena bite" so the dog attacks the man and you shriek "team Rocket shall never win!!!" Then rob the man of exactly half of his money and leave by ship using a passport given to you by a proffesor studying an imaginary subject. And arrive home to find 2 hobo's walking the streets around and to find two houses in town. You go inside your house to find your mother reapeting herself your father nowhere in sight and able to store your bed in your PC.  ??? 

Oh my god! That was so god damn hillarious I think I almost fell over laughing!
Anyway....

When you take peoples "Luckey Punchs" to thank them for teaching you starnge bizzare dances that somehow heal your wounds. Then you leave the house you entered with out a word.

[Cosmo21]

when u see your dog poochyena growing and called it evolving

when u thought your mobile phone was a P★DA

when your electronic dictionary is a pokedex

[Totally Engrish Champiness]

When you see a guy with an Afro walking around and Sic your dog on him,and when he passes out,you see a text box come up that says

Player defeated Wanderer Miror B.!

Then you stand on a platform and spend the rest of the day looking for the Miror Radar you know the Afro guy's friend dropped when he ran to get the police,and the authorities come and arrest you.

[Dracon]

When you punch crumbly rocks in search of strange animals, when they jump out, you beat them until they faint, and capture them.

[GreenEarth]

When you go up to goths and shout 'Haha! Your Dark Pokemon are useless against mine!'

[DS]

When your handwriting starts to look like the font in RS .

[Dracon]

When you Pounce on birds and tell them to fly you to near by citys.

[Game Fortress]

When you spend your time creating a Pokemon Game for the computer.

When your thumb starts twitching violently due to Game Boy withdrawls.

When your social status in your neighborhood is based on hours of gameplay.

When you can tell all of the Pokemon names just by hearing their calls.

[GreenEarth]

When your parents tell you 'We're going on safari!' You yell 'ALL RIGHT! I wonder if I can catch a Chansey?'

[Lethal Hamster]

You know you've played to much pokemon when you get on a ferry and then start bawling at the sailors saying you wanted to go to Birth Island not Spain! And when your mum tries to take your ferry ticket off you you yell "NO MY AURORA TICKET!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND i NEEDED THAT FOR DEOXYS!!"
Not half as funny as my last post but meh.

[**Espeon**]

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you move your head side to side when you ride your bike.

You know you've played too much Pokemon when it turns night time sooner than you think, you think it's Lugia blocking the sun.

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you don't have no clue who or where your dad is, and many people suspect that he's the person who runs the fitness gym near you. =P

[Eevee_Master]

you gave yourself a simple job like Brock "I'm sorry my friend, but I have to take care of my pet and start raising it"

when you want to keep everyone shut their mouth so you start singing and put them to sleep to bored.

you start going on other places you've never been just like Ash going to a new island (Hey! I want to go to Hong Kong Disneyland, it's new)

When you met your new professor with a large beard in college and start  thinking that he's Prof. Birch

when you see a small chicken and wants to raise it like a blaziken.

when you felt an earthquake and thinks that it's the cause of Dugtrio and start to really panic.

when someone snatched your belongings and called the police to report that it's the team rocket.

when you met 2 persons named Maxie and Archie and starts to ask "what's the name of your pet?"

when it's your birthday and starts to paint your balloon looks like a Jigglypuff (I did that one on my 15th bday)

when you wake up first thing in the morning and switched on the Television and a breaking news says "a weird thing crashed in europe" and starts to shout that Lati@s has arrived

[CrimiClown™]

When you never say anything exept 'Yes' or 'No'...

[Spectre Latios]

When you try to jump from one floor to the floor below and not expect to get hurt.

[rapidash-mike]

When you walk everywhere and don'tgo to sleep at all.

When youwalk inside your local gym and ask for the leader.