Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster

[NTN]

How would you like to buy a gag?

It's effective for stalling ignorant copy-cats like ShinyBlaziken2000, for the not-for-sale-thing.

The gag? It only costs 50000000000 dollars, but it's free if you stick it in SB2000!

[SirBlaziken]

Those can also be used to stall Draghost

[Hitmonchu]

would y'all like to buy a
southern accent?ah reckon it costs about
300 dollars
Y'all sure about that purchase!
Fine an' dandy! Call 555-634-HLBLY to order!
Y'all come back now, y'hear?

[SirBlaziken]

I take offense to that, I used to live in the south

How'd you like to buy a draghost ray? They stop draghost and his arrogant comments for a week, one time use.

Free for next hour!

order at 555-shut-up

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I eat cannibals. It's incredible!

[NTN]

They stop draghost and his arrogant comments for a week, one time use.

And allow copy-cats to take over?


How would you like to buy Captain Jigglypuff? If your Natalie Portman doesn't fit in the trash can or the shredder, he'll take care of it for you!
Only costs Natalie Portman's net worth.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Professional pie throwing kit!

Great for:

-Clowns
-People learning to be clowns
-Kids who are annoyed
-Birthday parties
-Getting your butt kicked!

Note: I give no responsibility for any injuries caused, especially if someone gets annoyed and swats your ass.

[SirBlaziken]

How'd you like to buy a

Blazikenizer

Turns anything into a blaziken, the awesomest pokemon ever! It even works on infernapes with the upgrade! If you mention the pass code, blaziken, you get it for free, but this offer is only for the next 5 minutes! Call now!

((Blaziken xD)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

AUGH!!!! BOMBS! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIE!!!!

[SirBlaziken]

Hello, don't I have a product for you! Would you like to buy a, JIGGLYPUFF TRANSFORMER?!

Turns anything into jigglypuff! For you it's free if you tell me Captain Jigglypuff's favorite pokemon.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Sdghdssfgtibdsxcnhfudfgvdzdr4yds45qqfu78ifddhuihtt!

[glash101]

How would you like to buy a:
Blaziken tooth
I have all of SBs teeth in stock!(Don't tell him.Ever)
Just put it under your pillow and You get a Blaziken slap!
Only $12,000.
If you buy it we'll steal your Mom
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE TINY TEXT!
Buy it and also get this:
MOVING MOVING MOVING ALONG!O - - - - - - - - - - O              0

[Delicious_Scout]

Tired of Blaziken keeping all attention? Don't you liek Mudkipz? Can you not even lift an Infernape? Pretty tired of your usual starters?

Then, this is for YOU!

POCKET PROFESSOR

With this new device and buddy, you will literally choose the starter you want!

Win easily!

Make a decent Nuzlocke!

Tell N who's the boss!

Call now at 800-3694SCAM !

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You look like my dad's boyfriend....