What Realisations Have You Made Today?

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

if you ever have to go to a&e and they give you the choice between a friend driving you in and an ambulance take the ambulance

you get the tests done immediately and the results back quite quick if you came in via ambulance


whereas if you turn up as a self-presenting case you will have to wait like 2 hours for a test 2 hours for another and one and a half hours for the results to come back clear for heart function even though its the lungs and by that point you just go Sod It and go home

its not me we went for cos im fit as a fat fiddle but this might save you 5 hours of waiting around like goddamned chumps like we did so Every Little Helps

[RocketMember002]

SMH means 'shaking my head' rather than 'so much hate'. I've been misreading half the posts here for months.

[Sebastian Moran]

i still misinterpret "mfw" as "my --ing word". 
im not sure why, im fairly sure thats not as popular a phrase as ive been lead to believe. 
"gmh" still trips me up as well, i have to google it and always get offered the explanation "gay mens health" which is probably not right. 
i mean yeah, "gives me hope"... its not used all that often though, so ah well. 
 
dayum i like pointless acronyms as much as the next guy but i cant keep up with all these newfangled fancy phrases what the kids are down with using these days yo. 
 

[MOP]

The evil garden gnomes from that advert should be on Dr Who. They're perfect. D:

[quack98]

Cutting out hundreds of green circles and sticking them onto something into a fish like pattern is very repetitive, Time-consuming and at times, boring. At least there's music

[Shaymin]

i still misinterpret "mfw" as "my --ing word". 
im not sure why, im fairly sure thats not as popular a phrase as ive been lead to believe. 
"gmh" still trips me up as well, i have to google it and always get offered the explanation "gay mens health" which is probably not right. 
i mean yeah, "gives me hope"... its not used all that often though, so ah well. 
 
dayum i like pointless acronyms as much as the next guy but i cant keep up with all these newfangled fancy phrases what the kids are down with using these days yo. 
 

mfw isn't mfw?
is jfc not what i think it is

[MOP]

mfw isn't mfw?
is jfc not what i think it is

"mfw" makes more sense as "my ---ing word" than what it is, assuming I found the right answer. :/

I've realised that in my week off I have achieved nothing except reducing the otherwise constant pain in my feet. Huzzah!

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

My life is a big weepy mess!!!     

[Petzbreeder]

I just read an article on the bbc news website and found out that apparently, deaf people don't make loud sounds when they sneeze.

I used to be fairly quiet when I sneezed but my mum started sneezing loud a few years ago, and I started doing it.
I've even scared a few people with my loud sneezes before!

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

From 8pm tonight, in the space of 25 hours, I will be working 18 hours, assuming I'm on until close tonight. I have a sneaky suspicion I'm supervising tonight too, so it looks unlikely. My feet are gonna hate me...

[Sebastian Moran]

tim booth is 53????   
im 
i dont know why im so surprised but???? 
this is like when i found out that mark heap is 56. 
 
i mean 53 isnt old old but older than i was expecting. 
oh well props to him for still crowd surfing and writing weird songs about sex or god or both. 
   
man i have got to go see James on tour again gdi.
apparently i suddenly have a sense of urgency remembering that people actually get older. 
and i need to see them perform again before they all break their hips or whatever im worried about. 
 

[SirBlaziken]

That idiot translated into japanese said fast sound like a korean swear word. Gotta love google translate.

[Sebastian Moran]

That idiot translated into japanese said fast sound like a korean swear word. Gotta love google translate.

 
 
did you run that sentence through google translate by any chance? 
 

[Richard and Blaziken]

Never go to sleep upset ):

[SirBlaziken]

The phrase, "Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.", is wrong. All day long, I've had horrible luck. I was mowing the lawn and got stung by a bee, then found another in my shoe, then find out that said bee, (both times), may have been a wasp, lovely. That's just 1 example.