Failed Instructions.

[Global Warming]

1. ok that is sad because love is very nice but ok sometimes people arent worth ur time my advice is to just close ur eyes and say over and over in ur head ' solitaire u can make love with every people ' over and over again and then just write to people about how much u want to pick them flowers and go skipping with them a good way to make a girl like u is to say ' i want to kiss your face ' ok another thing to do is to just sit back and ask a girl ' what is your name what is your address what kind of under wear do you have on ' and then tell them that their eyes shine like the stars xox

i hope this help xox

How do you beat gary oak?

[Kpyna]

that's terrible, should I call child protective services or something? he's only like, 10, why do you want to beat a child?
but to answer your question, maybe a belt would do.


how do you dougie?

[Uncle Garnetto]

1. Find a person that knows what dougie means
2. Punch them in the face

How do I Post without being ninja'd... Twice?

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

1. Type your post at Ninja speed- Ninjas can't overtake eachother.

How can I install Broadband in my house*?

*House = Skip

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1.) Get a Broad
2.) Hire a band to play in your house


How do you kiss someone?

[Hitmonchu]

A: Buy some breath mints.
B: Eat one.
C: Put your lips on their lips
d: Oh yes we forgot to tell you, make sure they love you first.

How do you catch a Blaziken?

[Richard and Blaziken]

1. Buy a Pokeball
2. Find a Blaziken
3. Toss the Pokeball at Blaziken
4. Die a fiery death as he breaks free and murders you

How do you escape from a crazed killer in a forest?

[MzLuluZombi]

1. Don't open the closet.
2. Don't go in the attic.
3. Don't go in the basement.
4. Grab a really big stick for a melee weapon and start running.
5. You see, you see?  Because you skipped step 4, now you're dead.

How does one perform the Macarena?

[Legacy]

1. Put your hands out in front of you
2. Pull your hands in again.
3. Put your hands out again. In, out shake it all about...
4. Wiggle your hips. At least then it LOOKS like the macarena...ish...<.<

How do you barrel roll?

[MzLuluZombi]

1.  Backflip
2.  Shake yo booty
3.  Jazz hands.
4.  I'm Commander Shepard and these are my favourite instructions on the Citadel.
5.  Just fall to the ground and roll over.

What do you have to do to get a kitten to eat its food?

[Hitmonchu]

1 grab its lips
2 pull them open
3 shove the food in there.
4 hold its head shut until you hear a swallow
5 get arrested by peta

How do you get an app?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1. Go to anywhere hiring.
2. Take an application.

How do you survive a SAW movie?

[MzLuluZombi]

1. Don't be a jerk.
2. Don't cheat on your partner.
3. Don't be a criminal.
4. Stop crying and do what he says, already.
5. ALWAYS shoot the head of any corpse in the same room as you. Seriously.

How do you eat cereal?

[Hitmonchu]

1. find a serial killer
2. kill them
3. bon appeteit!!!!
How do you kill Hitmonlee?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Send out a froslass
2. Laugh evily because ghost is immune to fighting types
3. Remember that froslass is holding a ring target.

How do you build a table?