Perhaps I should open my store, after all...

[Delicious_Scout]

From Kalos, and a bit of action replay in some cases, I am bringing you some of my spare, perfect Pokémon, the stock.

With all respects to Richard and ShinyBlaziken, I am opening this store. Respect for the former because he closed his and for the second because it does not go as he was thinking it would.

However, I have a lot of other Pokémon already bred, but I might don't have spares. In that case, they will be reserve.

I am mainly interested in Pokémon I don't have and natures not listed in my list. Notice that I am not breeding all my Pokémon, because of treaties with other suppliers.

There are two catergories: easy to breed and hard to breed. If I consider your offer an easy one but you are asking for a hard-to-breed Pokémon, then we should go to the back alley and let my fists show you my arguments should discuss until we reach a conclusion.

In general, those who/which are hard to breed are those with all-perfect 6IV's (Naive, Hasty... natures), genderless Pokémon, Hidden Power stuff or Pokémon with a Hidden Ability whose possibilities to end as a female are lower than 0.75. Why the last one? Because it is a pain in the neck to breed an Iron Fist Chimchar if one does not stop getting male, Blazed ones. Otherwise, they are considered "easy", unless stated otherwise.

No refunds; they are a mess to organise. My in-game name is TrollJosep, and my Mii's name, Josep.

Notice: All Pokémon will have legal abilities that have been released; thus, no one will have a Thick Fat Tepig.

Greetings to: Petzbreeder, ShinyBlaziken2000, myself.

Current Pending Deliveries (for whatever reasons): ShinyBlaziken2000 (Cleffa).

Lettuce begin, shall we?


·Easy to breed:

Chansey

Nature: Calm

Ability: Natural Cure

IV's: 31/x/31/31/31/31

Egg Moves: Her own egg Seismic Toss, Aromatherapy

Currently should be Reserved

Rattata

Nature: Jolly

Ability: GUTS

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: Reversal

Currently should be Reserved

Bunnelby

Nature: Adamant

Ability: HUGE POWAAAH!

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: None

Currently should be Reserved

Phanpy

Nature: Adamant

Ability: PickUp

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: Ice Shard, Play Rough ;3

Currently should be Reserved

Magikarp (already lvl 10)

Nature: Jolly

Ability: Rattled

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: WHAT!

Currently in Stock

Smoochum

Nature: Timid (although her kisses tell us the contrary)

Ability: Hydration

IV's: 31/x/31/31/31/31

Egg Moves: Nasty PLOT

Currently should be Reserved

Murkrow

Nature: ADAMANT

Ability: PRANKSTER (this sounds good already)

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: BRAVE BIRD! (YES!)

Currently should be Reserved

Scyther

Nature: Adamant

Ability: Technician or Swarm

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: None

Currently should be Reserved

Pinsir

Nature: Jolly

Ability: Hyper Cutter

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: Quick Attack

Currently should be Reserved

Cleffa

Nature: Modest

Ability: Magic Guard (Unaware would not see many customers)

IV's: 31/x/31/31/31/31

Egg Moves: Wish, Stored Power (NOT to be confused with "Stoned" Power)

Currently in Stock

Tangela

Nature: Relaxed

Ability: Regenerator

IV's: 31/31/31/31/31/x

Egg Moves: None

Currently should be Reserved

Carvanha

Nature: Adamant

Ability: Speed Boost

IV's: 31/31/31/X/31/31 (although I don't know why you want defences; and I am not going to breed for a 29HP one)

Egg Moves: Destiny Bond (BOND WITH ME, JIMMY!)

Currently should be Reserved

Croagunk

Nature: Adamant

Ability: Dry Skin

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: Fake Out, Bullet Punch, Drain Punch

Currently should be Reserved

Poliwag

Nature: Bold

Ability: Swift Swim

IV's: 31/x/31/31/31/31

Egg Moves: Encore

Currently should be Reserved

Hippopotas

Nature: Careful

Ability: Sand Stream

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: Slack Off, Whirlwind

Currently should be Reserved

Diglett

Nature: Jolly

Ability: Arena TRAP

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: Reversal, Sucker Punch

Currently should be Reserved

Axew

Nature: Adamanly!

Ability: Mold Breaker

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: None

Currently should be Reserved

Pumpkaboo-Giant

Nature: Brave

Ability: Frisk(y ;3)

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/0

Egg Moves: None

Currently should be Reserved

Vulpix

Nature: Timid

Ability: Drought

IV's: 31/x/31/31/31/31

Egg Moves: Extrasensory

Currently in Stock

·Hard to breed:

Porygon

Nature: Either Modest or Bold

Ability: Download

IV's: 31/x/31/31/31/31

Egg Moves: Like Jagger

Currently in Stock

If Ability = Trace, then Reserve

Beldum

Nature: Adamant (like you were going to use another one)

Ability: Clear Body (its body is ready)

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: HAHAHAHAHA

Currently should be Reserved

Chimchar

Nature: Jolly

Ability: Either Iron Fist or Blaze

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/31

Egg Moves: Thunder Punch, Fire Punch

Currently should be Reserved

I recommend you to let me name it either "ShinyBlaziken" or "Richard"

Bronzor

Nature: Relaaaaaaaxed

Ability: Levitate

IV's: 31/31/31/x/31/0

Egg Moves: Ninja Gong (no)

Currently should be Reserved

Staryu

Nature: Timid

Ability: Analytic

IV's: 31/x/31/31/31/31

Egg Moves: None

Currently should be Reserved

[SirBlaziken]

It's fine, my shop has just rejects and randoms things from wonder trade. By the way, I'd like to get a calm level one chansey instead of the blissey you gave me so I can maximize the HP and SpD stats, unless the one you gave me was EV'd, in which case, I want the nickname changed back to it's regular name. Sorry if this is a hassle, and if you're willing to rebreed, I can wait a while, and it cannot be nicknamed.

[Delicious_Scout]

It's fine, my shop has just rejects and randoms things from wonder trade. By the way, I'd like to get a calm level one chansey instead of the blissey you gave me so I can maximize the HP and SpD stats, unless the one you gave me was EV'd, in which case, I want the nickname changed back to it's regular name. Sorry if this is a hassle, and if you're willing to rebreed, I can wait a while, and it cannot be nicknamed.

lol

No, it has 0 EV (even with that Evolution). I can only give you a 31/x/31/31/31/31 in case you provide me with another Pokémon of such perfection. Remember the rule of "no refunds".

[SirBlaziken]

However, that was before the shop even opened. At least change the nickname back to the original pokemon's name.

Otherwise, i'm going to kick life back into my pumpkaboo's so I can give you the 31/31/31/x/31/0 one for something (It's a pain in the ***, trust me).

[Delicious_Scout]

No, it should not be hard. I could even get a 31/31/31/31/31/x if I had enough time and non-white hair to turn into white hair.
Okay, let me change her name for something you like. And a Pumpkaboo of that sort (if it is Mega Size) is a very good Pokémon to have. It will be your final decision if you want to see it being sold in the store or not.

[SirBlaziken]

Alright, not hard. You can sell it in the store too. I just need to breed it, then I'll pick what I want and wait for the breed.

[Delicious_Scout]

All right.

You might be interested in my new addition (if it does stop behaving like a *****).

I am talking about Mojanbo Tangela Merkel with Regenerator and Relaxed. Its expected IV's are 31/31/31/31/31/x (what the heck do you expect to outspeed, anyway?), it will be considered an Easy Breed and will not have Egg Moves; its plain movepool is just all what it needs and desires.

[SirBlaziken]

Good to know, I'll get to work soon.

[Delicious_Scout]

Meanwhile, I am proud to announce two new additions:

Cleffa and Tangela.

Remember than the former evolves via Happiness and a Moon Stone (I suggest evolving it to Clefable at lvl 55) and the latter leveling up if it knows Ancient Power!

[Petzbreeder]

I've been thinking about making my own breeding shop or sorts, but when I saw this...

and a bit of action replay in some cases...

...I started thinking that I could be more useful as a breeder by helping you help others instead of helping others on my own.

Since (as you know) I use them myself, would you mind if I helped you with getting more dream world pokemon to add to your stock?

I'm currently playing Dream Radar, so I will eventually be able to get genderless Dream World Pokemon for you as well.

[Delicious_Scout]

If I have to be honest, I was going to send you a PM to ask the license to sell Carvanhas and Carvanhas' accessories.

I will take that as a "yes, I do allow you to sell it, whenever you trade me other Pokémon that are worth my femenine attention, and thus better and sexier than yours".

Then, starring my new partner Petzbreeder, I shall introduce you Carvanha. It will be an easy breed and should be requested now.

[Petzbreeder]

If I have to be honest, I was going to send you a PM to ask the license to sell Carvanhas and Carvanhas' accessories.

I will take that as a "yes, I do allow you to sell it, whenever you trade me other Pokémon that are worth my femenine attention, and thus better and sexier than yours".

Just a simple "yes, I do allow you to sell it" will suffice!

Seriously though, I'll be more than happy to get you just about any pokemon with their dream world ability prior to Gen 6.

As I've mentioned before in a previous thread, I'm unable to get male exclusives or genderless exclusives, but I'm planning on completing X again and Dream Radar, so some (but not all) male exclusives and genderless exclusives will be available eventually.

[SirBlaziken]

Just so you know, I may give you an occasional pokemon for you to use here. Scout, anything I trade to you can be bred and sold here.

[Delicious_Scout]

Yes, it can. I work for 1:1, so if you give me a 3IV'd Pokémon, male Pokémon, I will hate you to death and you will get an, at least, 3IV'd one as well.

Any further suggestion? Right now I am doing Croagunk with Drain Punch, Bullet Punch and Fake Out.

[SirBlaziken]

I can give you a Brave 31/31/31/31/31/0 Honedge for something. I have two and I'm willing to give one up for the shop. Still working on the pupkaboo.

If you're ok with this, I'd like a cleffa, do not evolve. I don't care about egg moves. Can you nickname it Whitney?