The PKMN.NET Dream Diary

[SirBlaziken]

I dreamed that I ended up pulling some girl from a flaming car crash in front of my house and it ended up being one of my friends from the internet, then it changed. I was an animal (furry, not animorph) and basically did some sort of twisted battle with fireworks and stuff in this school.

What i've learned: Don't stay up until like 1 AM tonight playing as fox and lucario in smash over and over again.

[Kpyna]

I kept having dreams last night about waking up late for work... which made me panic every time I woke up in the night because I'm a frequent waker.

[sans the skeleton]

I had a dream about a school shooting last night, but it was like the hunger games for some reason (there was a news room the news team seemed very calm in) and the shooter had a pistol that worked like a semi automatic.

Anyway I got a dangerous animal (i think it was a dog) and killed him with it. nbd.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Had a dream last night where a giant blaze came down the mountain and slowly engulfed the town. Weirdly I was posting on here as it was happening and said something along the lines of "well, it's going to reach us but hopefully we'll die from the smoke rather than the fire".

I think I was the only one who could actually see the fire since everyone refused to actually run and I ended up accepting the inevitable out of frustration. When I woke up (in the dream) the fire had practically died out apart from a few wisps.

Before the fire I went out partying with friends whilst wearing my burger slippers? Around a church?

[not chloe]

I'm booked in for a Meningitis jab a day or so after Uni starts and I had a dream/nightmare that when I went for the jab the Doctor said "oh and we also have to do a mandatory blood test to check things are alright" and I cried for ages until she made me lie on my front and applied numbing cream to my arm and then she did the blood test and it was a horrible horrible dream because I've never actually seen how they do blood tests and I just have this imagine in my head of a horrible multi-spiked needle contraption and it's terrifying

[sans the skeleton]

i slapped a bear in my dream because it kept panicking and it just gave me the dirtiest look possible, landed back on its front paws, then ran at about 100mph into the forest. Through the trees, knocking them out of the way gmod style.

And then I was melting into guacamole, for some reason.

I really need to stop eating guacamole before bed.

[The name master]

I had this weird dream because my brother visited. He has a motorbike, which he's OK riding but he pooes his pants in a car.

What happened was I was driving a car with my brother as the passenger. This part was bit crazy and weird so I can't remember accurately what happened, but when we came to a corner, I slammed on the brakes (I think!) My brother took over the steering wheel for a bit, then I started driving again. Eventually, we crashed (or at least had a bit of a bump!)  Our car was an absolute wreck. I remember this part well. It all seemed like a video game at this point! One more hit and our car would break down! A police car was coming, and (for some reason) I was outside of the car. And I couldn't get in because I didn't know how! So I lift the car off the ground(?) And start running with the police car chasing me! I put the car down, I manage to get inside, then It was a (very short) car chase. Then my car could hop(?) and I jumped on the police car until it was wrecked!

Another reason why I'm crazy!

Please tell me what you think!

[The name master]

Not trying to bump this topic, but I've had the weirdest dream of the 21st century!

I dreamed that I had my Pokemon from emerald (sceptile, graveller, Zigzagoon, Flygon, absol, and Latias) I had beaten the elite 4. Me and my Pokemon were famous. My sceptile wanted to be a rock star, although I didn't like the idea, he goes ahead anyway and disobeys me. All my Pokemon then practice for a talent contest. Meanwhile I'm showing 2 dudes in to show them my Pokemon. I say to them that I have absolutely nothing to hide about my Pokemon from them. As we come closer to sceptile's room, the music gets less faint. I don't know what to say to the dudes. Sceptile climbs on a table, does some air guitar (they don't have instruments yet), then leaps off the table, as if he going to get crowd-surfed. At that moment I walk in. Sceptile seems to have frozen in midair. I ask "What do you think you're doing?!" Sceptile tells me what he's doing. I reply "I see. Are you practicing trying to embarrass me too?" I turn to walk off and I say "get down from there right now!"

Later sceptile's group enter the talent contest. They realise there's one problem. My Rayquaza's on guard. So they disguise themselves. They fool Rayquaza, but my Zigzagoon blows their cover by talking in his normal voice. They get chased by Rayquaza, but escape.

They go on stage. Sceptile does the singing and has an electric guitar. Zigzagoon, absol, and flygon have electric guitars as well. Graveller is playing the drums. And Latias is playing the keyboard.

Rayquaza finds them onstage, and demands them to get off the stage NOW!!! Of course, they don't listen (well how could they? Their music was loud!) Rayquaza attempts to pull the instruments offstage by their wires, but absol then chases Rayquaza round the stage, biting his backside. Rayquaza runs round the stage begging for mercy!

Of course, they win. I won't bore you with the stuff I yelled at my sceptile, but I can tell you this: Rayquaza was sent to hospital with a VERY sore backside!

[The Shrub Dragon]

ok so like


there were these nine chairs in a row with a wheelchair on the end in this darkened room (same ambience as mastermind??) and the carpet was navy and well-used and each chair was filled by someone +80 and I was focused on this grumpy old man and i basically just watched time pass and eventually more and more of the chairs became wheelchairs and then more and more of the chairs and wheelchairs became empty and then my man died

[Spriter]

I had a dream where I was with my dog and I took her to football training with me, but I had an argument with some bald guy at the train station.

Next night he threatens to find my IP address and then find my house, and I am then outside of my house seeing a woman being assaulted by the bus stop. The bald guy shows up, armed with a gun and then tells me he's still mad about the argument. I pretty much beg him not to, but I turn my back and I think he shot me then. I woke up really frightened and had to calm myself down :/

Like, how did he suddenly become all "hunt you down through the dream dimension", he was in a seperate dream beforehand lol.

[The name master]

I had a dream where I was at home, feet up on the table, reading the newspaper(?) there was a knock on the door. I go to the door. There's this wooden crate at the door. It goes inside by itself. Inside, the crate opens, and out comes....... A Nidoqueen! (I want a Nidoqueen in my game!) it says that it was sent to me. The Nidoqueen says that it must stretch (it was in a crate that was slightly too small!) the Nidoqueen says that it knew it should've gotten first class. It stretchs and twists. It asks another guy who was with me if it could grab it's tail, then give it a pull. The Nidoqueen then gets a back massage(?) it took the Nidoqueen two days to get here. It said that if she got hungry it ate the little pieces of foam inside the box.

[Sizacu]

My most recent one that I remember was last week or smth, and about MMOs?

I was a high level mage with a few other people in my sixth form. A dragon comes out of nowhere (somehow I'm viewing the dream in first and third person) and starts attacking us. We die bc you know, dragons are tough if you're caught unaware.
When we're revived elsewhere in the school, we come up with a strategy to kill the dragon. Sure. We follow it and we kill it 2 or 3 times? When the dragon respawns, two of my maths teachers spot the dragon and yell at us to get away. We're trying to save them because now the dragon decides to focus on the two teachers and then my group dies again.
Next part of the dream is that I'm in this laaaaaarge group of people of all sorts of classes, most likely from the lower years. They're like... super newbies. The two teachers are trying to rally them and explain the strategy but it's clear the people aren't listening. So then when we all wait for the dragon to respawn, the group gets bored and then we're teleported via dream magic to the battlefield where my group killed the dragon. Turns out it was the sports hall. The dragon literally ran in to the hall like Sonic but with slow and floppy legs. The badminton net was set up (????) and as the dragon breathed fire, I did some acrobatic somersaulting stuff to rejoin my group which was for some reason at the back of the hall.

Honestly, when I woke up, I was irritated at the lack of co-ordination. The people were clearly too weak to take on the dragon, but the teachers seemed to think that they and the students could beat the dragon. I was double the teachers' levels and I just.. aaaargh!

[not chloe]

Last night in my dream I was... An inventor.

I invented the lasagne salad - it's just 8 lasagnes in a salad bowl with a massive lasagna on top.

Then I ate it.

10/10 would dream again

[Kpyna]

Last night I had repeated dreams that would start off differently, and then end with me in an airport less than an hour before takeoff, and realizing I forgot all of my luggage. It's funny because the third time I had the dream I was obsessed with remembering my luggage, and I made a point to pack it and bring it in the car with me. Then I get to the airport, watched some lady die from falling down the stairs, and then when I go to check my luggage my dad tells me he left it all at home because he didn't think I needed it. So much anxiety last night.

[The name master]

I had a dream last night. I was stroking a dog (some sort of terrier) and as I was getting up, the dog bit me in the most painful place possible. And to make it worse, it was holding on!

OUCH! XO