Press the Red Button

[Dorchadas]

Nah. I don't like Infernape all that much anyway. They just look... weird.

You can have mastery over every weapon and martial art form currently known to man at the cost of your I.Q. dropping to 50 (Slightly r****ded).

Edit: It automatically slurs that? Well, for those of you who have had your I.Q. recently drop to 50, it says Retar ded.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Nah. All ready a black belt and weapons are not for me. My kicks and elbow strikes work just fine.

Push the red button and you will ALWAYS have clean clothes but in exchange every time you wear a piece of clothing more than twice, a random person you know get horribly maimed by in some random fashion like in the Final Destination movies.

[SirBlaziken]

Nah, I can't afford that.

Push the button and every time you breed pokemon, you get the exact layout you want. However, you'll be missing a lot of your left side (like Marco from SnK).

[Dorchadas]

It's worth it. I will learn to play Tekken with my tongue.

If you press the button, you will be able to see into the future but you can't remember anything from the past.

[SirBlaziken]

No, seeing into the future would make life boring for me.

You have no mental or physical health problems, but your senses are mixed up (you see sounds and smell colors for example)

[Dorchadas]

*Push* Time to go paint random blobs and earn millions.

If you push the red button, you will be able to read someone's mind, but you have a seizure every time you do.

[Delicious_Scout]

no pls

If you push the red button, ShinyBlaziken will declare his love to Chloe, whose birthday is today; however, you won't be able to troll anymore.

[Dorchadas]

No. I needz mah trolling.

Press it, and you are the equivalent of $1,000,000 USD richer in your own currency, but all exports from a random country no longer exist on earth.

[Delicious_Scout]

Given the odds, I like the deal. *Pushes button and destroys global economy*

If you push this button, LEGO will release a Pokémon theme, but it will be overpriced. Well, more overpriced than usual.

[SirBlaziken]

Nothing a little saving and hard work can't do *presses button*

The shipping of Marti and Shrub will become canon, but you'll be shot out of a cannon.

[Mockery for One]

What's that? Who are Marti and Shrub? No.


If you press the button, you'll be able to be some sort of omnipotent superbeing, but someone else will be just as omnipotent as you, and the 2 of you guys will be locked in a Beam-O-War, until the other person wins.

[Delicious_Scout]

I am Martí, and I definitely wanted this shipping to happen. In fact, it happened; we have been married, but our dog was a baka and we divorced a short time after. And no, I will not press the button.

If you press the button, you will become Russia's dictator, but Obama will not agree.

[the bread dragon]

i'll seduce him so yes

if you press the button you get the face of delicious_scout but you smell bad

[Mockery for One]

OOOOOHH. THAT kind of Marti. No.


If you push the button, the characters from TF2 will intermingle with the characters from Pokemon in a sort of fanfic style plot. But, the consequences will be dire, as the internal balance of both worlds is constantly threatened by an evil force named oWn (from the Cult of Personality series).

[Delicious_Scout]

The crossover, even without the "but", would be very bad. *Presses*

If you press the red button, you will press a blue button, but you will be colour blind.