Press the Red Button

[Neotenens]

Bad deal. No.

If you press the red button, you will have the easiest job ever, where all you have to do is sit in a chair for an hour, and you get paid your current salary/rate per hour, but you are charged double price for everything.

[Dorchadas]

I'm jobless currently, so that IS my job. No press.

Every time you press the button, you will receive some random miracle during your lifetime, but a third of the population dies.

[SirBlaziken]

Well, the miracle could be that I get 2 miracles in each press, the first one being that all live and the second one is a random miracle. *presses button*

If you press the button, you can make any food you want appear out of thin air, but each time you do so, another species of an organism goes extinct.

[Delicious_Scout]

no pls, science is our friend.

If you press the red button, you will own EA, but you will own EA.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Why not? I can then make my own games. I'd even get to revive the Rock Band series! *Presses the Button*

Press the button and you will always have money but when you press the button, a random person you know will get the bubonic plague and the infected will spread it to others.

[Rooks]

um, no thanks.


If you press the button Pokemon are real but the only pokemon you (personally, not in general) can ever catch is Murkrow.

[Delicious_Scout]

This is impossible. If only one Pokémon is real, then the statement "Pokémon are real" is false.

If you press the red button, you will 360 no scope a scrub, but you will get rekt afterwards.

[Rooks]

I will not press the button!

- sorry if I wasn't clear on that last one. I meant that all pokemon exist and there's other people running around, catching legendaries and cool pokemon and having a great time but every time you try to catch a pokemon that isn't Murkrow you fail - hence it is the only pokemon you can catch/befriend.


I give you the same options.

[Dorchadas]

Alright! *Spends hours on wondertrade*

If you push the button, you will be immune to all viruses and illnesses, but an incredibly deadly virus will break out that can affect everyone but you.

[Kitt]

I do not press the button as that would make an excellent adventure.

You gain the power of Geass but your Geass forces to to leave your friends.

[SirBlaziken]

No deal

Press this button to have one elemental power but be extremely weak to the opposite (ex: You choose Fire and water touches you, yeah... just don't touch water)