Press the Red Button

[SirBlaziken]

Basically, you give something good and then a side effect of it and the next person decides whether or not to press the red button to make it happen.

Example:

P1: You are less likely to get sick, but you're more fragile.
P2: *presses the red button* You can change your appearance at will, but people you know can see through the illusion

Begin

You can change the name one thing to whatever you want it to be, but guns are now called Rooty-Tooty-Point-and-Shooties and you can't change that.

[Neotenens]

I do not press the metaphorical red button.

You can cause any items you want to appear, but for you to continue living, you must eat only stale fruitcake.

[SirBlaziken]

Erm.... no.

You can fly, but you can't swim and can never learn how to.

[Dorchadas]

*Holy divine fist of justice upon the red button*
(Which is to say yes)

You can make any sound you want without any aid but have a perpetual itch just out of your reach.

[SirBlaziken]

No, that sounds awful. The itch would drive me crazy.

You can go and live in the world of your favorite anime, but you can't go back to the real world and forget your memories of the real world.

[Petzbreeder]

*Presses Red button*

I'd live in the Death Note Anime and help Light get rid of L (L Lawliet), Near (Nate River) and Mello (Mihael Keehl) so that nobody would oppose him. I would have the Shinigami eyes too!

You have the ability to turn into a Pokemon but you can't choose which one, nor can you change back.
So you could end up being a strong Pokemon like Arceus or a weak Pokemon like Magikarp.

[SirBlaziken]

Hm...... I'd have to say no. I mean if I could go halfway and have a pokemon, human, than a form with the mix of the two, maybe.

You could be a pokemorph with 3 forms (like above), but it's hard to control and you seem to morph at the least opportune times.

[Delicious_Scout]

Why would I even want to be a Pokémon? Nope.

Red button reads: "If you press me, you will be the new human cheer whenever "/emote" is used, but you will become a lich".

[SirBlaziken]

No.

You can control one element at will, but its polar opposite is now your polar opposite.

[Delicious_Scout]

*pushes button*

This button is red and round. There is a note: "If you press this button, you shall be stronger than a Balrog and wiser than Gandalf, yet you shall not pass".

[SirBlaziken]

I'd just go around him like a boss *slams button*

You can see into the future, but you're blind and no one believes you

[the bread dragon]

ew no

you're the smartest man to ever live but the only language you speak is pig latin

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I'll take that!

Press the button and you get a famous person of your choice for you spouse for the rest of your life but you lose half of what your intended lifespan was supposed to be and the celeb you pick will also have their lives shortened and turn in to a hideous looking person and divorce is out of the question.

[Dorchadas]

Ummm... no.

If you push it you will be able to copy anything you see but won't be able to learn anything in any other way.

[Delicious_Scout]

This is more or less how humans learn things, BUT now I can copy physical objects. *pushes button*

If you push this button, you will be able to defeat Richard 6-0 while you use an Infernape, but you will not be able to Taz'Dingo anymore.