Studies have shown.....

[Delicious_Scout]

It might, but it certainly is worthy sometimes!

Studies have shown that 36.5% of Murlocs are mrglglglglgl, and the rest is, apparently, mglglglglglglglglrgl.

[SirBlaziken]

I didn't think that was true.

Studies have shown that drinking Moo Moo Milk actually increases the likelihood of getting an egg from your pokemon.

[Delicious_Scout]

That's splendid!

Studies have shown that 66.6% of the content of Moo Moo Milk is Satan's babies.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Incorrect!

Studies have shown that 99% of Pikachu like to eat souls.

[SirBlaziken]

Impossible! Pikachus can't eat souls. Hey wait, pikachu, what are yo- *soul is siphoned out and falls to the ground, dead*

Studies have shown that suggesting a character to Nintendo for smash actually increases your appetite by 15.2%

[Delicious_Scout]

Impressive remark.

Studies have shown that having hunger for vengeance increases by 11.2% the chances of a diet being successful.

[SirBlaziken]

I believe it. I mean getting back at my enemies is how i've kept this slim figure!

Studies have shown that throwing kittens at your enemies will increase your likeability by 7%

[SaRo|Rapidash]

That sounds likely, cats are horrible things xD

It's been proven that dinosaurs were actually 99.999% dolphin

[SirBlaziken]

Ok, that's got to be false.

Studies have shown that being perverted increases your chances of winning Cards Against Humanity by 40%

[Captain Jigglypuff]

False. But being "evil" increases your winning odds by 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%!

It's a fact that Misty is a psycho.

[Delicious_Scout]

I believe this; in fact, I have lived this.

It is a fact that being a pervert increases by 100% the possibilities of knowing what the Internet is for.

[Kitt]

Lies!

Studies have shown that any person that is not a Pokemon trainer fails at life. Same has been gathered if you are not the greatest trainer of all.

[SirBlaziken]

I see the truth of this and wish to deny it. But alas, I cannot.

Studies have shown that even with diet and exercise, you will still die.

[Hero_Of_Flames]

Interesting, then what is the point?

Studies show that 59% of Yamask used to be condemned criminals.

[SirBlaziken]

Well, I guess that makes sense. They're likely vengeful, but then why yamask and why not Banette?

Studies have shown that participating in a play will increase you chance at earning monies by 5%