Studies have shown.....

[Delicious_Scout]

And I thought the chance was higher...

I will let you know that catching Blaziken in Pokémon Shuffle without using items increases your mad skillz in everything by 265%.

[SirBlaziken]

Those results are skewed. It's really by over 9000%

Studies have shown that by proving that the above user to be an imposter actually decreases you chance of high blood pressure?

[Mockery for One]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFvWJ89Tgg

It does nothing!!

And studies show that being a brony will make you 20% cooler.

[SirBlaziken]

Personally, I think that's false.

Studies have shown that schooling increases stress by 25% and decreases amount of money and asleep by 200% and 300% respectively.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Half wrong. Schooling causes 9000000% stress levels.

It's a fact that Poliwag like to swim in a vault of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck.

[SirBlaziken]

Yes, but they live in water but where would they get all that gold?

Studies have shown that babies prefer pictures of ducks over dank memes.

[Delicious_Scout]

Inconceivable!

Studies have shown performing a Sonic Boom in front of a hedgehog turns the hedgehog into an evil character.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Objection!

It is a fact that if you claim to be an evil supreme dictator and can get beaten up easily by a pathetic guy in a grass skirt and a schoolgirl, you are pathetic!