Studies have shown.....

[SirBlaziken]

Welcome to PKMN Labs, where the future is today! Here we have many research projects and you get to (read my lips: are being forced to) hear about the results of all of them, and then you get to decide if you believe it or not (you decide), then you state the results of your own experimentation! Here's an example *starts video*

Scientist: Studies have shown that catching 30 eevees makes you 15% cuter.
You: As if! Studies have shown that playing Metric Football kills off 5% of the remaining tiger population in the world.

*Stops video* Alright! Here's the first scientist!


Studies have show that using Blaziken in OU increases your chance of being banned by 100% and your general likability decreases by 200%.

[Delicious_Scout]

Ha, that's a simpleton's fact!

I will let you know that studies have demonstrated that 69% of Wailords are on Skitties performing hot actions!

[SirBlaziken]

I believe that.

Studies have shown that playing Board Game Online increases your randomness factor by 15% every game.

[Delicious_Scout]

Stunning!

Did you know that a study has revelaed that playing Dominion increases the likelyhood of needing a mate by 31.88%?

[SirBlaziken]

I thought those were inconclusive!

Did you know that studies show that 1 in 5 people hate Mews sculpted out of chocolate?

[Rooks]

Poppycock!

Studies have shown that 1 in 6 Forum Games posts are completely false and should not be trusted.

[SirBlaziken]

Wooooahhh!

Did you know that 1 in 10 people do not know our lord and savior Arceus?

[Delicious_Scout]

Oblivion!

Did you know that recent studies have shown that Leeroy Jenkins is not actually facing Jaraxxus, but a mirror?

[SirBlaziken]

That's obviously fake.

Studies have shown that everyone can fire lazors but are too stupid to do so.

[Delicious_Scout]

My study was not fake, nor yours.

According to Smogon, an individual can smoke loads of weed every day and keep sanity.

[SirBlaziken]

That's surprisingly invalid (*sarcasm*)

According to a recent study, pancakes are delicious.

[sylar]

studies have shoqwn your both Nerds

[SirBlaziken]

We knew that. It was already proven. So sorry you're still using Internet Explorer.

Studies have shown that Google Chrome is faster than IE

[Delicious_Scout]

Good! I thought IE was quicker because just one person uses it, thus increasing the likelihood of it not being slow!

Studies have shown SJWs can write properly, but only when oppressed.

[SirBlaziken]

False! SJW's are terrible writers either way!

Studies have shown that trolling can in fact reduce your lifespan.