first world problems

[SirBlaziken]

My stomach hurts and i've got a headache. Why can't I just throw up already, then quiver on the floor for a few minutes and be done?

[Inferna]

My college somehow went two years before realising that a module we did wasn't valid anymore and that we had to take a new one to pass it. I've got all this extra work to do because they messed up so badly!
The only reason they realised was because I went up to get a print out of my modules and I hadn't been passed in one, they said they would look into it. I thought it was one we did in 1st year but after pouring over everything we didn't even do it. It turns out it was a new one that you do now in your first year. Why should it affect us when we were all under the impression we passed 1st year and received our hnc? Don't get why we need to do all this extra work because of their mess up.
Beyond fuming right now, I'm supposed to be going to uni!!!
The uni accepted my modules no problem and gave me an offer based on what I and my referee said so I've technically lied on my application form
The college is an absolute train wreck, 3 years into running the course and its been problem after problem. Put it this way only one of the current 3rd years are progressing onto the honours year of the degree, the rest are resitting 3rd year or have dropped out. One was designing business cards with Microsoft word, bearing in mind this is a graphic design based course...
Absolutely raging and so so so done with that place aaaaaaaa

[Shaymin]

wheezes my first year results are in but my social anxiety is like nah i'm not checking

[sylar]

Hope you can sit down tomorrow because reading this made my day God bless

your good vibes didnt work and now i cant walk or sit down or move and my butt is swollen

on the plus side, this makes me look as if my butt is convex instead of concave like it usually does, but honestly i could appreciate that more if it didnt HURT SO BAD... I CANT DO ANYTHING!!!!!!

also i have about 5 posts on tumblr currently over 10k notes and i cant see notes on things i actually want to see notes on and noteblocker doesnt work on mobile. im drowning in popularity and follower notifications but i just want to be free.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Not at all happy with what just happened to Snape lol

On the plus side, I listened to a lot of Birdie whilst getting over this lass and one of the songs that I listened to the most is constantly played on that Lloyds advert.

[q1q2q3q4]

OK, here's one...

I get a bus to go to school. The bus is an old, slow one. My parents have a thing about getting on the public bus, so I get the school one. Only every now and again we get a nice coach, with working air-con. Air con is nice in whenever it's hot, bug by chance we only get it when it's cold.

Anyway, the main point is school bus = welcome to stuffy kingdom! 

[The Shrub Dragon]

ive been cat called twice in two days and it made me feel very uncomfortable and violated but at least i get to bask in the fact that if i had raised my arms all they'd have realised that i haven't shaved my armpits in the past week and gone back to finding people who fit into their paradimes of beauty.  also l o l i'm underage and what is colloquially termed cat calling is called street harassment in less colloquial terms.  harassment.  u get me??


why didn't davcam make this illegal in 2012 i mean

[Pam-the-Lamb]

why didn't davcam make this illegal in 2012 i mean

Because it's a working class problem.

[Clairefable]

My first hangover of my thirties and it's sore. I'm too old for this.

[sylar]

someone i thought was my friend blocked me out of nowhere and deleted me off skype lol
we were bantering like a week ago then suddenly they stopped posting and i was like huh maybe got busy. then i checked their blog and theyd been posting daily. and i tried to re-follow them thinking id unfollowed accidentally but nah!
turns out they blocked all my friends too!

someones been talkin trash about us again lol

[Kpyna]

somewhere along the line in my misadventures i got a small wound on my cheek but it's really red and obvious and i don't think i should put coverup on over it so it looks like now i can be scarface and scabface

[Kerou 犠牲]

I wish I could sing so I could make a full Auto-Tune / vocoder album

or maybe 2 or 3

[Shaymin]

it's a week til i find out what is wrong with my crappy meatbag body and i'm terrified tests will be inconclusive bc i know there is something wrong i just hope they find something or i'm gonna be upset

[the bread dragon]

today was my last guitar lesson for a few months and im really bummed, i always looked forward to them

[Milsap]

I wish I could sing so I could make a full Auto-Tune / vocoder album

or maybe 2 or 3

You don't need to be able to sing as the vocoder/auto-tune will pitch it for you. I've been using it for years 

Vocoder is a little more advanced though, haven't figured it all out yet.