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Offline Liam

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #345 on: July 16, 2015, 18:27 »
Hot tub is hurting my sunburn!

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #346 on: July 16, 2015, 19:07 »
You'll nail it next time bruddah! Did you use all those apps n stuff?

First thing I did when I turned my phone on was buy the theory test app, I was hoping I would pass without but I couldn't manage it. Some of the stuff I got wrong was so stupid though, like I'm kicking myself over it.

I'll rebook another test asap because I know I can pass it =/

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #347 on: July 17, 2015, 14:24 »
I took way too much time off work. I don't go back till next Friday and everyone is working and I'm bored out of my mind.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #348 on: July 17, 2015, 15:47 »
the nurse almost took my arse off while giving me my shot today. i cant walk or sit down i swear to god she fired that thing from a shotgun at close range. she severed my spine in 4 places from the impact alone. i saw the needle come out the other side of my body. i lost about 7 pints of blood on the way home from this tiny injection spot on my asscheek. im currently at the funeral planning service writing my will and whatnot. catch me at the morgue later. cause of death: lethal injection to buttock. im still in shock.






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Re: first world problems
« Reply #349 on: July 17, 2015, 15:52 »
My allergy meds keep getting lodged in my throat and I have to swallow it like 10 times in order for it to go down.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #350 on: July 17, 2015, 15:53 »
hello welcome to my life as liz where i get hardcore pursued by guys in their late 20s almost on a weekly basis but i can't get the one fellow 19 year old

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #351 on: July 17, 2015, 19:43 »
 This cricket player made it impossible for the batter to actually hit the ball but he did it on purpose in order to get him out.

 Like... this is an upper class sport? It's filled with jammy scrubs.

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« Reply #352 on: July 17, 2015, 21:16 »
my mom picked up a bunch of one blade razor blades and i've exhausted all of my dual blades so i had to use the single blades and my legs look like a murder scene. thank you for the bloody and painful legs mom next time i'll spot you the extra 60c to get a pack of twin blades

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #353 on: July 17, 2015, 21:38 »
 I remember submitting names to the Name Rater but because they were in Welsh, I was called a prat for being racist :')

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #354 on: July 17, 2015, 21:41 »
hello welcome to my life as liz where i get hardcore pursued by guys in their late 20s almost on a weekly basis but i can't get the one fellow 19 year old

I have the opposite problem. Anyone who shows interest in me are usually like ten years younger than me. I put it down to my youthful good looks and nothing to do with the fact I'm 30 going on 13.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #355 on: July 17, 2015, 22:35 »
I might get Tinder but I dunno it makes me feel nervous for some reason

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #356 on: July 17, 2015, 22:37 »
 Tinder's fun, bruddah! Just be wary of anyone who sends you some weird, jumbled Google link when you get matched.

 You would be surprised how many people you know use it  :o

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #357 on: July 17, 2015, 22:56 »
Oh God I could never do anything like that, I'm far too self conscious. I can't imagine tricking some poor sap into thinking I look vaguely human in photos and then I rock up on a date looking like Quasimodo.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #358 on: July 17, 2015, 23:05 »
the nurse almost took my arse off while giving me my shot today. i cant walk or sit down i swear to god she fired that thing from a shotgun at close range. she severed my spine in 4 places from the impact alone. i saw the needle come out the other side of my body. i lost about 7 pints of blood on the way home from this tiny injection spot on my asscheek. im currently at the funeral planning service writing my will and whatnot. catch me at the morgue later. cause of death: lethal injection to buttock. im still in shock.

Hope you can sit down tomorrow because reading this made my day God bless


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Re: first world problems
« Reply #359 on: July 17, 2015, 23:15 »
 Y'all better mention that you use a Pokemon message board in your Tinder accounts.