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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3900 on: July 06, 2019, 20:15 »
My daydreams keep annoyingly reminding me of the freak who destroyed my Nintendo DS at the hostel I used to go to.

He was so simple minded, that I could effectively write his thought pattern in Basic programming!

Do
If object exixts
Then destroy it
Else destroy it
Loop

The programming code is probably as broken as he is!

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3901 on: July 07, 2019, 20:48 »
My daydreams keep annoyingly reminding me of the freak who destroyed my Nintendo DS at the hostel I used to go to.

He was so simple minded, that I could effectively write his thought pattern in Basic programming!

Do
If object exixts
Then destroy it
Else destroy it
Loop

The programming code is probably as broken as he is!

make him buy you a new one. cant afford it? make him take out a loan, show him what destruction really is by destroying his credit score.






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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3902 on: July 08, 2019, 22:04 »
He has a severe learning disability. He can't even take care of himself, let alone take out a loan.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3903 on: July 10, 2019, 10:34 »
 My phone has stopped holding charge on one of the few days where I genuinely need it and, all in all, I'm fuming since my phone is dead and there's a good chance that it's knackered.

 It's such an annoying inconvenience.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3904 on: October 02, 2019, 16:02 »
I'm thinking about going on a tech support site to sort my laptop out. I'm wondering if anybody can help me with a laptop as old as mine.

I keep imagining a scenario like this.

Support: How can I help you?
Me: I need help finding and installing drivers for a Samsung R60 Plus laptop running Windows XP.
Support: Which drivers don't you have installed?
Me: Yes!

What I mean by "Yes" at the end of the conversation is that my laptop doesn't have any drivers installed whatsoever.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3905 on: October 03, 2019, 00:32 »
my mri scans came back. i have a bulging disc in the lumbar area of my spine so uh... heck.




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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3906 on: October 30, 2019, 18:37 »
 I've been proper excited for Halloween for ages and I've even got a nice costume for it BUT I hurt my foot last Thursday and it still hurts to the point where shoes are uncomfortable so it looks like I'm not going to be doing much this year.

 

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3907 on: November 28, 2019, 15:04 »
Forum went down for a few days... But no one's missed anything :P
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3908 on: November 28, 2019, 15:15 »
People don't use the forum much these days.

I still do, but people don't usually reply.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3909 on: November 28, 2019, 16:23 »
People don't use the forum much these days.

I still do, but people don't usually reply.

i barely post (all i want to post about rn is shin megami tensei and bulbs/seeds and its like. ahhhh nevermind.....plus im a recluse) but i am glad for the small number of posters that still post here on the reg with life updates. its hard to sound earnest on the internet these days i guess but its like. really warming inside somehow to see it?????? its hard to express but i hope you get what i mean.
           

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3910 on: November 29, 2019, 00:07 »
 It's nice posting here, it feels more like a small community than just a forum like. Even those weird bot accounts that'll post on dead threads with broken English have their charm.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3911 on: November 29, 2019, 09:17 »
Even those weird bot accounts that'll post on dead threads with broken English have their charm.

I've noticed they often post on dead threads that I've made.

They must really like me!