first world problems

[Liam]

Hot tub is hurting my sunburn!

[Kerou 犠牲]

You'll nail it next time bruddah! Did you use all those apps n stuff?

First thing I did when I turned my phone on was buy the theory test app, I was hoping I would pass without but I couldn't manage it. Some of the stuff I got wrong was so stupid though, like I'm kicking myself over it.

I'll rebook another test asap because I know I can pass it =/

[Clairefable]

I took way too much time off work. I don't go back till next Friday and everyone is working and I'm bored out of my mind.

[sylar]

the nurse almost took my arse off while giving me my shot today. i cant walk or sit down i swear to god she fired that thing from a shotgun at close range. she severed my spine in 4 places from the impact alone. i saw the needle come out the other side of my body. i lost about 7 pints of blood on the way home from this tiny injection spot on my asscheek. im currently at the funeral planning service writing my will and whatnot. catch me at the morgue later. cause of death: lethal injection to buttock. im still in shock.

[SirBlaziken]

My allergy meds keep getting lodged in my throat and I have to swallow it like 10 times in order for it to go down.

[Kpyna]

hello welcome to my life as liz where i get hardcore pursued by guys in their late 20s almost on a weekly basis but i can't get the one fellow 19 year old

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 This cricket player made it impossible for the batter to actually hit the ball but he did it on purpose in order to get him out.

Like... this is an upper class sport? It's filled with jammy scrubs.

[Kpyna]

my mom picked up a bunch of one blade razor blades and i've exhausted all of my dual blades so i had to use the single blades and my legs look like a murder scene. thank you for the bloody and painful legs mom next time i'll spot you the extra 60c to get a pack of twin blades

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 I remember submitting names to the Name Rater but because they were in Welsh, I was called a prat for being racist :')

I'm Welsh

[Clairefable]

hello welcome to my life as liz where i get hardcore pursued by guys in their late 20s almost on a weekly basis but i can't get the one fellow 19 year old

I have the opposite problem. Anyone who shows interest in me are usually like ten years younger than me. I put it down to my youthful good looks and nothing to do with the fact I'm 30 going on 13.

[Kerou 犠牲]

I might get Tinder but I dunno it makes me feel nervous for some reason

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Tinder's fun, bruddah! Just be wary of anyone who sends you some weird, jumbled Google link when you get matched.

You would be surprised how many people you know use it 

[Clairefable]

Oh God I could never do anything like that, I'm far too self conscious. I can't imagine tricking some poor sap into thinking I look vaguely human in photos and then I rock up on a date looking like Quasimodo.

[not chloe]

the nurse almost took my arse off while giving me my shot today. i cant walk or sit down i swear to god she fired that thing from a shotgun at close range. she severed my spine in 4 places from the impact alone. i saw the needle come out the other side of my body. i lost about 7 pints of blood on the way home from this tiny injection spot on my asscheek. im currently at the funeral planning service writing my will and whatnot. catch me at the morgue later. cause of death: lethal injection to buttock. im still in shock.

Hope you can sit down tomorrow because reading this made my day God bless


Chilling in bed w my friend watching Netflix but we're both laid back so neither of us can see the screen.

Also, I'm the only one of ANY of my friends who is single. Where did I go wrong?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Y'all better mention that you use a Pokemon message board in your Tinder accounts.