first world problems

[The name master]

i still can't see this sazazzle ass really

You can't tell me you can't see it now!

youve clearly been thinking way too much about this and spinning sazazzle around in the pokedex for hours and hours while goin "oh yeh dance for me bebby" and having to wipe all the drool off the screen every three minutes i think. the "strip" freudian slip/typo only proves your guilt

It's nice to see people with creative imagination!

[Shaymin]

You can't tell me you can't see it now!
It's nice to see people with creative imagination!

you're a pubescent male you're gonna see that everywhere so

[Kerou 犠牲]

Man when you rewatch something for the first time in years and it hits you with the same amount of feels it did the last time

[SirBlaziken]

Went to a sale at hot topic yesterday and a lot of the clothing I wanted only went up to large at the max, which is disappointing. I have broad shoulders and am 6'0" on the dot, as well as thunder thighs. As much as i'd love to squeeze into that medium, i'll end up ripping it probably.

[not chloe]

My S.O. is in Guatemala without me and at this point it's just rude

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

Went to a sale at hot topic yesterday and a lot of the clothing I wanted only went up to large at the max, which is disappointing. I have broad shoulders and am 6'0" on the dot, as well as thunder thighs. As much as i'd love to squeeze into that medium, i'll end up ripping it probably.

youd think the shop that caters to awkward depressed ppl would have its clothing in sizes that awkward depressed people would be, but because no-one buys their stuff cos you have to be a literal baby to fit it instead hot topic et al. have to make it up by charging 99999999999 quid for everything instead.

honestly when i am prime minster of the world im making it so that the reverse is the case instead, clothing comes in all sizes except diet twink size & is produced in surplus so i can sell it for cheap to nerds instead of havin to wait for sales. and for once hot topics previous target audience has to go to the tailors/has to learn how to sew/screenprint/diy etc instead and you can bet theyd cry all day on social media & crowdfund a plot to assassinate me cos theyre that much of sore losers about being the ones who couldnt find cool clothes for once

[SirBlaziken]

I have one question: how can I get a write in ballot to vote for you?

[Lord Raven]

I have one question: how can I get a write in ballot to vote for you?

get ballot

write in "lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes"

then she becomes president

[SirBlaziken]

Only if we can have a random angry nerd she plucks from the streets as vice.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 The trains are so unreliable and it's frustrating when you're having to put your faith in them.

[not chloe]

The trains are so unreliable and it's frustrating when you're having to put your faith in them.

Cue me taking like 8 hours to get back to uni tomorrow 😩 god I hate england lol

[Petzbreeder]

Every time I try to access my GiffGaff voicemail, it just hangs up. Does anyone else have this problem?

I read the help pages on the official website, and it doesn't seem to solve my problem.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Cue me taking like 8 hours to get back to uni tomorrow 😩 god I hate england lol

Can't imagine how much hassle they cause over in England ngl do you have an equivalent to Arriva Wales? They get their rocks off by sending one-carriage trains at peak times but they delay them by 15 minutes so there's like double the people on one carriage aha.



Had a really naff night out tonight. Mostly because one of the lads said we'd be having a few drinks and then he proceeded to drink Pepsi all night and act like a downer.

[Milsap]

Be thankful you never had to use London Midland...

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

re: trainchat - i cant remember if i ranted about it Boring Pub Drunk style but i think its hilarious that the trains are the way they are with 999999999x delays and richard branson spending too much money on space for rich people and not enough o nthe trains and yet we still have to bail them out when virgin/stagecoach screw up (see East Coast disaster).

imagine mps like chris grayling et al. having to make do without the tube or the london transport infrastructure, and having to cope literally anywhere else in the country, no 3hr taxis or uber or own cars allowed. can you even imagine the childish tantrums the mps would pull right there on the platform, goin all limp when the station guard would try to pick them up. but its ok because HS2 literally anywhere wont be electrified anytime soon cos all the money has to go into crossrail 2 instead.

Only if we can have a random angry nerd she plucks from the streets as vice.

the vice will have to lose in a tourney to me at a game of smash, i have only ever played the n64 version and mained captain falcon and threw tantrums cos the computer wouldn't let me charge up falcon punch all the time so this is where the challenge comes from, im rly bad at it and am totes Casual Button Masher (as if there was any doubt)

this fails as a selection strategy anyway because nearly everyone ends up vice cos i feel bad about leaving other ppl out........

Every time I try to access my GiffGaff voicemail, it just hangs up. Does anyone else have this problem?

I read the help pages on the official website, and it doesn't seem to solve my problem.

do you hold down the 1 button to get it or do you dial 443?????