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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3900 on: July 06, 2019, 20:15 »
My daydreams keep annoyingly reminding me of the freak who destroyed my Nintendo DS at the hostel I used to go to.

He was so simple minded, that I could effectively write his thought pattern in Basic programming!

Do
If object exixts
Then destroy it
Else destroy it
Loop

The programming code is probably as broken as he is!

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3901 on: July 07, 2019, 20:48 »
My daydreams keep annoyingly reminding me of the freak who destroyed my Nintendo DS at the hostel I used to go to.

He was so simple minded, that I could effectively write his thought pattern in Basic programming!

Do
If object exixts
Then destroy it
Else destroy it
Loop

The programming code is probably as broken as he is!

make him buy you a new one. cant afford it? make him take out a loan, show him what destruction really is by destroying his credit score.






we all stumbled 'round
tangled up in our cords
from the phones, vcrs
and our worldly woes


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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3902 on: July 08, 2019, 22:04 »
He has a severe learning disability. He can't even take care of himself, let alone take out a loan.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3903 on: July 10, 2019, 10:34 »
 My phone has stopped holding charge on one of the few days where I genuinely need it and, all in all, I'm fuming since my phone is dead and there's a good chance that it's knackered.

 It's such an annoying inconvenience.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3904 on: October 02, 2019, 16:02 »
I'm thinking about going on a tech support site to sort my laptop out. I'm wondering if anybody can help me with a laptop as old as mine.

I keep imagining a scenario like this.

Support: How can I help you?
Me: I need help finding and installing drivers for a Samsung R60 Plus laptop running Windows XP.
Support: Which drivers don't you have installed?
Me: Yes!

What I mean by "Yes" at the end of the conversation is that my laptop doesn't have any drivers installed whatsoever.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3905 on: October 03, 2019, 00:32 »
my mri scans came back. i have a bulging disc in the lumbar area of my spine so uh... heck.