Tell a bad joke

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Brace yourselves, this is really bad.

How do you torture a female pigeon?

You Skinner alive.

[The name master]

Cucumbers are cool!

Not funny?

Good! Then it's a bad joke!

[Meowstic Royalty]

Haikus are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[SirBlaziken]

Can you pull off a shoryuken combo with Ryu just like Trela? Sure you can.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

'Cause 8-bit mudkip.

[The name master]

Pokemon are very backwards creatures. Why?

E.K.A.N.S!

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Why can't you pin a Fire type down with a Bug type attack?

Because you can't Pin Sir Blaziken.

...This joke is garbage. It might as well be a Trubbish.

[SirBlaziken]

It is kinda hard to pin me down when you live no where near me. Isn't it?

What does the lead single off of My Chemical Romance's album, The Black Parade, have in common with the band itself?

They're both Dead!

[Kuromorisans]

So I showed my friend my Mismagius the other day. He looked like he'd seen a ghost.

Gogoat appears in my Pokédex, only a female, but I swear, I never met herbivore!

I don't like ice types. They always act so cold!

I have a Giratina, but he doesn't listen well. Guess his thoughts are in another world...!

I wonder if Bulbasaur likes memes. I mean, he likes vines!

My bike didn't go as fast as usual. It was two-tired!
That's it I'm leaving.

[SirBlaziken]

Bernie Sanders' track record with older voters.

Ok, now for an actual joke:

A doctor tells a patient "You only have 5 to live." So the Patient asks "5 what?" The doctor responds "4." The patient then asks "4? 4 what?" After this, the doctors says "3...2..."

[Petzbreeder]

I'm looking for Amanda Love. In fact, most women are!

[The name master]

I moved into a new house and I found a washing machine that the previous owners had left. So I put 14 shirts in, pulled the chain and I ain't seen them since!

[Petzbreeder]

They say a picture says a thousand words. So why do the mods complain that we aren't following the three word rule if we post a picture on a thread without any text?

[sans the skeleton]

because the img link with the url inside has no spaces, and is therefore only one /written/ word.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Slowpoke?

Answer: The Slowpoke is much more intelligent.