tell me your secrets [confessions thread]

[Lord Raven]

I often make Natalie Portman Sims and then trap them in tiny dark windowless rooms with nothing on it and wait and see how long it takes for her to die. The current record is two weeks in game time.

Can you please stop with this disturbing and edgy stuff?  You are seriously making me uncomfortable and I highly doubt I'm the only one.

[SirBlaziken]

^What he said.

I sneak a can of 7-up or other assorted soda into school everyday so I can have it during lunch. One 8 fluid ounce carton of milk isn't enough with how dry the food is. I might have to sneak in some seasoning or something.

[Kpyna]

^ Oh my god. You didn't go to high school before Michelle Obama's plan got put into place, right? I had two good years of lunch where I could have coffee, soda, hot chocolate, and candy on my school meal plan. And then she stepped in and said, "let there be a new breed of disgusting food with smaller portions"... they used to give us 3 pizza sticks! post-Michelle Obama, 2 pizza sticks. Nobody can survive on those portions with the tiny apple that you're required to get with your lunch. I'm in college now and can just eat whatever I want but I still get mad at how much worse Michelle Obama made my lunch at high school. I think it was a conspiracy to get kids to pack lunch because that's better for them anyway.

... so I guess that's kinda my confession.

[The Shrub Dragon]

i honestly like my drunk self who's talkative and admittedly more obviously autistic than i like my sober self

[Lord Raven]

^ Oh my god. You didn't go to high school before Michelle Obama's plan got put into place, right? I had two good years of lunch where I could have coffee, soda, hot chocolate, and candy on my school meal plan. And then she stepped in and said, "let there be a new breed of disgusting food with smaller portions"... they used to give us 3 pizza sticks! post-Michelle Obama, 2 pizza sticks. Nobody can survive on those portions with the tiny apple that you're required to get with your lunch. I'm in college now and can just eat whatever I want but I still get mad at how much worse Michelle Obama made my lunch at high school. I think it was a conspiracy to get kids to pack lunch because that's better for them anyway.

... so I guess that's kinda my confession.

or you can do like me and never ever bring lunch to school

[the bread dragon]

i haven't bought a school lunch in four years

[SirBlaziken]

The thing is that our school gives everyone free lunches due to how crappy things are here. They were doing fine before Michelle Obama's new meal plan stuff were put in, driving costs up, portions down, and making lunches so horrible to the point to where no one could afford it

[Captain Jigglypuff]

My school had a soda fountain and different stations where you could get what you wanted including a grill used primarily to make a fresh Philly cheesesteak sandwich. I always got that with the extra fee for peppers and onions.

[Shaymin]

The thing is that our school gives everyone free lunches due to how crappy things are here. They were doing fine before Michelle Obama's new meal plan stuff were put in, driving costs up, portions down, and making lunches so horrible to the point to where no one could afford it

i know she probably means well and rich schools will be able to afford this change but poor schools in bad areas can't. jamie oliver is trying to do the same thing over here like NO let me have my fizzy drinks in peace you pompous englishman

[SirBlaziken]

I know she does mean well, there's probably a better way of executing it, same with common core, but that's a discussion for a different time.

[Milsap]

Oh my god. You didn't go to high school before Michelle Obama's plan got put into place, right? I had two good years of lunch where I could have coffee, soda, hot chocolate, and candy on my school meal plan. And then she stepped in and said, "let there be a new breed of disgusting food with smaller portions"...

We got served chips, hot dogs, turkey twizzlers and chocolate in secondary school. Then Jamie Oliver came along and got the government to serve healthy school meals. They agreed.

School dinners were instantly made better. No excessive salt, little grease and it actually tasted of something.

I guess that's a secret- I preferred school dinners AFTER Jamie Oliver got them changed.

[sans the skeleton]

also late to the agender party gdi
which isnt really a secret but whatever

oh, and i'm really loving depressed!sans (undertale) fics atm. i'm a monster. but man it feels good to read sans getting hugs and love from his bro and everyone. i miss that.

edit: also in response to the meals thing; turkey twizzlers were literally the only good thing in primary school dinners or our school. it was ver underfunded and they spent most of the funding on repairs, redoing the main hall, or on PE equipment, so we either got tellytubby custard (EUGH) or chips or peas and... that was pretty much it. so when oliver got rid of twizzlers, what did my primary school do? only removed twizzlers and didn't add anything in. so i stopped eating school dinners for the next 2 years. high school had good food at least. i'm not even usualy a picky eater, it's jus that my primary school had gross meals

[Sizacu]

Ahh yeah Jamie Oliver! Our turkey twizzlers and smiley fries were replaced by mushy broccoli and watery chicken...

I enjoy singing along to Yu Gi Oh Abridged songs... (:

[Kpyna]

I don't know what Turkey Twizzlers are and this may sound sacrilegious but they sound super gross. I'd rather have 3 pizza sticks with marinara sauce. Anyway, Michelle Obama really just wanted the program so she could scale down our obesity crisis because obesity related problems are a huge weight on the universal health care that we're trying to get here.

Luckily my school was semi-private so sometimes we'd have a grill running that would make you hot chicken pasta bowls which are the only food from high school I miss.

[Clairefable]

I don't know what Turkey Twizzlers are and this may sound sacrilegious but they sound super gross. I'd rather have 3 pizza sticks with marinara sauce. Anyway, Michelle Obama really just wanted the program so she could scale down our obesity crisis because obesity related problems are a huge weight on the universal health care that we're trying to get here.

If I remember correctly turkey twizzlers where just big bits of turkey in breadcrumbs but in this sort of... spiral shape. A bit like deformed chicken nuggets. And they'd probably never been near a turkey.

I suppose this is where I admit that I never ever ate at school because I lived so close to my primary/secondary schools that I'd just go home and lunchtimes, or when I was older I'd just go to the shop for... a pie roll and tomato sauce. Mmmmmm. Or down the chippy for a chip roll and gravy. Aaaaaw yiss. I have no school dinner horror stories to share, just memories of delicious crap from other places.