Post a funny joke!

[The name master]

Self explanatory.

Here's my joke!

chuck Norris has never had a heart attack... his heart is smart enough not to attack him.

[Petzbreeder]

That was pretty funny! 

Kirby is such a good singer that whenever he does karaoke, he can quite literally destroy the competition.

[The name master]

I want to post a joke I know, but it has the rude word for "pee" or "wee" or "urinate" in it. Am I allowed to post this joke if I use * to hide it?

[SirBlaziken]

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam".

[The name master]

Yo' Momma's so stupid, when I told her Christmas was around the corner, she went and looked for it!

[sans the skeleton]

the best joke is meninism

[The name master]

Girl: Lost two pounds this week!
Me: What? Did you take off your makeup?

[sylar]

the best joke is meninism

this is a good post id give karma for it if karma still existed

[SirBlaziken]

^Quite honestly, although it's supposed to be a satire page, I agree.

The Cleveland Browns.

Ok, here's a real one:

[The name master]

At a Christmas dinner:

Mum: Why haven't you eaten your carrots?! You must eat your greens!
Child: But mum... carrots aren't green.
Mum: .......

Probably a bad joke, or it needs a little bit more work on it.

[Meowstic Royalty]

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

[kindtocrows]

So, a few years ago my friend and I were talking about smart cars. Our other friend drives one, which prompted this discussion. Now, the roads around here are pretty treacherous with poor quality pavement leading to ruts along pretty much all roads, pot holes and poorly fixed sections of road, and high winds. Driving a smart car even on the city roads here seems like a bad idea, and the small size of the car  but of course we had to ask: what about a smart car on the highway? It didn't take long to come to the conclusion the the car would likely crash, but, being the optimist that I am, I pointed out that at least it would be good for the environment, since it would be fertilizing the soil as it decomposed. She gave me an odd look and said she didn't think smart cars decomposed. I shrugged and said, "no, but the bodies will."

She burst out laughing and kept bringing it up, around as many people as possible, for at least a year.

[The name master]

Q: How was the giraffe created?
A: When Chuck Norris uppercuts a horse!