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Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« on: April 29, 2016, 13:47 »
You can post a weird/funny/dirty joke here. It could be one you thought of, one you've read or one you've used in something you've made.

Skarmory: That nearly killed me twice!
Mudkip: Oh, rubbish! A few bruises!
Skarmory: A FEW?! I bet if I were naked, I'd look like a black pudding!
Nidorina: God, what a terrible thought!
Mudkip: I was going to have a sausage roll, but I don't think I'll bother now!
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2016, 13:56 »
All the dirty jokes I know are unrepeatable here...
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2016, 13:57 »
I know a Yo' Momma joke. Are those allowed here?
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2016, 13:59 »
Quote from: The name master on April 29, 2016, 13:57
I know a Yo' Momma joke. Are those allowed here?

There is a whole thread somewhere on this site with loads of them, I guess you could post it here without any problems.
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2016, 14:05 »
what the heck is a joke
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2016, 14:32 »
You are, for not knowing what a joke is!

Seriously though, everyone knows what a joke is.
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2016, 15:02 »
What's the difference between a blue whale and Yo' Momma?

About 10 pounds!  ;)

Here's a joke I'm going to put in my story.

Mudkip: This tea.... It tastes a bit different!
Nidorina: It's the milk that we use!
Skarmory: Where did you get the milk?

............

Mudkip: You make me sick!
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2016, 23:26 »
I encourage you all to look up Norm Macdonald's moth joke and dolphin joke.  Perfect mix of absurdity and hilarity with beautiful delivery.
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2016, 00:04 »
 I actually posted one

 Then deleted it

 Because some fairly harsh self-immolation took place
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2016, 04:08 »
why is santa always happy


he knows where all the bad girls live
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2016, 08:14 »
How did the baby fall 10 stories to his death?

Micheal Jackson dropped him.
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2016, 08:19 »
Yo' Momma's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes!
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2016, 08:53 »
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to Japan, people started to throw harpoon say her!
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2016, 14:00 »
your momma is so fat she tripped over WalMart, stumbled over a McDonalds, then landed right on Target

i like this one because someone told it to my brother when he was in 4th grade and he started crying and insisting our mom wasn't fat
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Re: Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2016, 17:45 »
Yo momma is so fat that even Sir Mix-A-Lot doesn't want her huge butt!
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