Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.

[The name master]

You can post a weird/funny/dirty joke here. It could be one you thought of, one you've read or one you've used in something you've made.

Skarmory: That nearly killed me twice!
Mudkip: Oh, rubbish! A few bruises!
Skarmory: A FEW?! I bet if I were naked, I'd look like a black pudding!
Nidorina: God, what a terrible thought!
Mudkip: I was going to have a sausage roll, but I don't think I'll bother now!

[Milsap]

All the dirty jokes I know are unrepeatable here...

[The name master]

I know a Yo' Momma joke. Are those allowed here?

[Petzbreeder]

I know a Yo' Momma joke. Are those allowed here?

There is a whole thread somewhere on this site with loads of them, I guess you could post it here without any problems.

[sylar]

what the heck is a joke

[Petzbreeder]

You are, for not knowing what a joke is!

Seriously though, everyone knows what a joke is.

[The name master]

What's the difference between a blue whale and Yo' Momma?

About 10 pounds! 

Here's a joke I'm going to put in my story.

Mudkip: This tea.... It tastes a bit different!
Nidorina: It's the milk that we use!
Skarmory: Where did you get the milk?

............

Mudkip: You make me sick!

[Lord Raven]

I encourage you all to look up Norm Macdonald's moth joke and dolphin joke.  Perfect mix of absurdity and hilarity with beautiful delivery.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 I actually posted one

Then deleted it

Because some fairly harsh self-immolation took place

[the bread dragon]

why is santa always happy


he knows where all the bad girls live

[Captain Jigglypuff]

How did the baby fall 10 stories to his death?

Micheal Jackson dropped him.

[The name master]

Yo' Momma's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to Japan, people started to throw harpoon say her!

[Kpyna]

your momma is so fat she tripped over WalMart, stumbled over a McDonalds, then landed right on Target

i like this one because someone told it to my brother when he was in 4th grade and he started crying and insisting our mom wasn't fat

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Yo momma is so fat that even Sir Mix-A-Lot doesn't want her huge butt!