Wierd/funny/dirty jokes you've thought of.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

How did the baby fall ten stories to his death?
Michael Jackson dropped him.

[The name master]

How did the baby fall ten stories to his death?
Michael Jackson dropped him.

I'm sure you've already said that one!



I moved into a new house and found a washing machine that the previous owners had left. So I put 14 shirts in, pulled the chain and I haven't seen them since!

[Milsap]

Surprised Germany only drew with Poland last night in the football. They're usually good at swiftly entering Polish territory and taking it for themselves.