Quotes from something

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Don't look if you haven't watched and plan to watch The Flash s03e20 because it ruins the season -
[spoiler]"I am the future, flash." - Savitar

For context, Savitar is from the future, and he knew everything that was happening and is taunting Flash for being one step behind, because he "is the future", but then like some 10 episodes later they reveal Savitar to literally be the Future Flash. Reminds me of those "punctuation saves lives" jokes lmao.[/spoiler]

[SirBlaziken]

Precalc teacher: Ok, can anyone tell me two angles that subtract to get 15?
Student: 90 and 60
Another student: Hunter, are you sure you're in the right class?

[The name master]

Fanfic quote!

Give... her... the... [spoiler]TRUTH!!![/spoiler]

Nidorina's advice to Kanga about how to get Dragonite's attention. Anyone see the joke?

[Milsap]

My fave Malcolm Tucker "you were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra"

"Get down here. Now. Might be best to wear brown trousers and a shirt the colour of blood"
"Has he run off? He does that"
"No, he's gone really HBO"

[The name master]

"Listen to Genie, dear! Genie knows! You need to get your mind off this incessant waiting!"

Genie in Alladin making a reference to Mrs Doubtfire, who was played by the same person! XD 👌👌👌

[SirBlaziken]

*Cardinal flies by*

My Brother: Did you know when a cardinal flies by, it means a loved one from heaven is watching over you?

My Mom: When did your dad die?

My Brother: When did our dad become a loved one?

[Petzbreeder]

Not a quote exactly, but I noticed something not quite right with this in-game message on Runescape.



I didn't know that there was a "24rd" day in a month!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Fry: So you and the ship are an item? I know that you're both items but isn't it weird? It's like if I was dating this really fat lady and then living inside her.
~Futurama

[The name master]

Mufasa - The Lion King

"Simba, I am very disappointed in you! You could have been killed! You deliberately disobeyed me! And what's worse, you put Nala in danger!"

For some reason this picture goes well with this quote:

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Petzbreeder]

I accidentally activated Siri on my iPod while closing an app yesterday, so I told it to go away to get rid of it.

Me: Go away, Siri!
Siri: What did I do?

[The name master]

^Siri: I just don't get this whole gender thing!

Answer Siri gave me when I asked what gender I am!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

"Are lizards baby crocodiles?" - my mother lmao

For some reason this picture goes well with this quote

Ngl, was expecting a picture of a dead Mufasa.

[The name master]

^I'm such a disappointment, aren't I?

Here you go!

[spoiler][/spoiler]

How would Mufasa say that though if he's dead? 

I guess I should put a quote:

"Long live the king" Scar killing Mufasa.

How did Scar get his scar? And was he always called "Scar?"

[Petzbreeder]

From Fairly Oddparents

Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo: But three rights make a left!

Funny thing is, it actually does!

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