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Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
« on: August 27, 2017, 19:11 »
Have you ever noticed any jokes that would make an adult laugh/a joke only adults will get in Disney films?

In Toy Story

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One of Sid's toys is a literal hooker!
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Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2017, 00:08 »
Also in Toy Story, Sid opens the package with the rocket in it and says "What am I gonna blow" which sounds a bit dirty if you think about it!

He could have said "what am I gonna blow up" but nope. He definitely said blow.

The rocket (The Big One!) might be a condom or penis reference.

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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2017, 08:40 »
I actually did a video on that! Of course, I can't link to it. Probably against site rules.

But "It came! It finally came!" can be easily edited to mean something else!
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Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2017, 11:36 »
Shrek:
Shrek says in one scene that Lord Farquaad (who has a rather questionable name as it is!) is "compensating for something".

Shrek also says that he has to "save his ass", when referring to Donkey.

The Lion King:
Pumbaa: And I got downhearted, every time that I...
Timon: Hey Pumbaa, not in front of the kids!

Aladdin:
0:47 The expression on Abu's face in this scene. Also, the sultan appears to be having a "good time". Look at his expression after he comes out from underneath!

High School Musical:
The song Humuhumunukunukuapua'a has a few dirty lines. For example:
"I'll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill." It sounds to me like Sharpay wants to grasp and stroke "something else".

"Then the wind went whoosh and thunder cracked." A fairly good description of a fart if I ever heard one!

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Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2017, 11:49 »
Shrek:

"Please keep off the grass! Shine your shoes, wipe your.... face!"

Mr Potato Head "kissing" his ass...



The Lion King:
Pumbaa: And I got downhearted, every time that I...
Timon: Hey Pumbaa, not in front of the kids!
I still don't get this one....  :???
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Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2017, 11:51 »
He got downhearted every time he "farted".

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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2017, 11:56 »
He got downhearted every time he "farted".
Oh! Not as bad as I thought! XD

Toy Story:

What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

Buzz: I think the word you're looking for is "space ranger"
Woody: The word I'm looking for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present"
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Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2017, 17:18 »
Multicoloured versions of Cinderella floating around in bubbles? Yup, looks like some kind of LSD trip to me!

Another one from The Lion King:
Zazu: Well, I've never seen a king or beast with quite so little hair.
Sounds as though he's talking about puberty!

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Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2017, 17:27 »
Toy Story 2:

Buzz's wings fly out on their own! Buzz got a

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