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Have you ever asked Alexa to tell you a Star Wars joke?
« on: December 26, 2019, 00:19 »
My mum bought me an Amazon Echo Dot for Christmas. I looked up various things I can say to it, and it said I could ask it to tell me Star Wars jokes.

How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. They prefer the dark side.


Why is Yoda bad at rugby league?
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Because there is no try.


How is duct tape like the force?
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It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together.


Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
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Because for a jedi, attachments are forbidden.


Why is Grand Moff Tarkin single?
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He's looking for love in Alderaan places.


What is Han Solo's least favourite coffee shop?
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Java the hut


What is Yoda's favourite dinosaur?
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Doceratops. There is no tri.


Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
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Because he's always a little short.


Why can't you eat a wookiee?
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They're too "Chewie".


What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
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Luke warm.


What degrees do wookiees get?
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Their Chewbacca-laureates.


When is the staring contest over?
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When Jar Jar blinks.


Once You've heard one Star Wars joke...
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...You've heard them Maul.


I think that's all of them.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2019, 00:03 by Petzbreeder »