Have you ever asked Alexa to tell you a Star Wars joke?

[Petzbreeder]

My mum bought me an Amazon Echo Dot for Christmas. I looked up various things I can say to it, and it said I could ask it to tell me Star Wars jokes.

How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?
[spoiler]None. They prefer the dark side.[/spoiler]

Why is Yoda bad at rugby league?
[spoiler]Because there is no try.[/spoiler]

How is duct tape like the force?
[spoiler]It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together.[/spoiler]

Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
[spoiler]Because for a jedi, attachments are forbidden.[/spoiler]

Why is Grand Moff Tarkin single?
[spoiler]He's looking for love in Alderaan places.[/spoiler]

What is Han Solo's least favourite coffee shop?
[spoiler]Java the hut[/spoiler]

What is Yoda's favourite dinosaur?
[spoiler]Doceratops. There is no tri.[/spoiler]

Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
[spoiler]Because he's always a little short.[/spoiler]

Why can't you eat a wookiee?
[spoiler]They're too "Chewie".[/spoiler]

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
[spoiler]Luke warm.[/spoiler]

What degrees do wookiees get?
[spoiler]Their Chewbacca-laureates.[/spoiler]

When is the staring contest over?
[spoiler]When Jar Jar blinks.[/spoiler]

Once You've heard one Star Wars joke...
[spoiler]...You've heard them Maul.[/spoiler]

I think that's all of them.