You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Spiro T. Agnew]

When you are watching Barney, and are utterly jealous that those kids managed to catch a rare Purple Dragonite!

[Pikanyaa]

A wingless, purple Dragonite. >w<;

[Lati-kun]

When you don't cut your plants because you think they're Oddish

[SCM]

When you ask random people to trade your PIDGEON for their GOOSE.

[Victor Niguel]

When you mistakenly call a "Welcome Swallow" (yes, it's a real bird. Wikipedia on it if you don't agree) a Taillow.

[Switchback]

When you get a Boomerang and instantly think your a Marowak and start acting out his moves and saying his name over and over.

[Spiro T. Agnew]

When you don't cut your plants because you think they're Oddish

When you DO cut your plants because you think they are Cut trees.

[Shmef]

When you touch trees, you expect them to dance

When you pour water on that tree, you run away for fear of being attaced by it...

[BYRON]

When you pull out your pet bird, sit on it, and command it to use fly.

[Marcofisher]

When nyou play your gamecube for 5 seconds.

[Spiro T. Agnew]

When you take out a million M&Ms and throw them out into the wildlife, then search for them, proclaiming "I am hunting for EVs!"

[Victor Niguel]

When you call antiseptics potions.

[Mushroom]

When you are surprised when someone's front door is locked

[Lati-kun]

When you want your pet to get sick.

[Dracon]

YOu refuse to eat pork chops to save the Spoinks.