You're banned for the following reasons:
-Jiggl
ypuff is the real ab
omination here
-I'm not spliced with latios DNA
-Those are angel wings
-Beca
use you made my HS team lose 56-7
-For living near Pittsburgh
-For compl
aining because you didn't get coverage in Scout's a
rticle
-Because latios is brok
en
-For starting WW 1-2 and the Vietnam war
-For thinking that jigglypuff is the answer to World Hunger
-For using
-For using a sentence fragment
-
Bec
ause I just made a
n iro
nic reason
-For not saving 15% on Car insuranc
e-Because you
didn't want fries with that
-For thinking that I am
not the 2nd coming of Christ (i'm n
ot, but may as
well include this)
-Because I had to make a list.