Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[THE ARBITER]

granted but you do not know what is going on in my enigma of my mind


i wish gus was posting here now

[porygonpolygon777]

granted but hell die after the next post sorry gus... ...                                                i wish i could be more likeable!

[Gusparce]

granted but you do not know what is going on in my enigma of my mind


i wish gus was posting here now

((Your wish came true ans isnt corrupted..... What do you mean I'll die now? And yes thats quite funny if thats read out loud.... )) Your more likeable to sharks. I wish I had chips right now....

[THE ARBITER]

graed but whe your eatig them the tur into cow chips

i wish for hiding to become explosive flatuelance

[porygonpolygon777]

granted but then u dont have to use the weirdness and ill  call my sharks to feed on u and gus! i wish it was earlier in the day!

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but its alllllwayyyyyys 1 a.m
I wish that abras had another evolution line like gallade/gardavoir

[Awkward Squirtle]

Grantedf, but it's weaker than sunkern

I wish i could beat Red

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but in there fury for everyone beating red, the pokemon
desiners beat you up and steal your d.s
I wish that kadabra and/or alakazam had another type...

[porygonpolygon777]

granted except its stupid! i wish porygon could evolve into arceus but nothing can mess this up wish thats his powere u cant corrupt my wishes! beat that!

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but I strip him of his powers and he falls off a mountain. Hah!

I wish I had a trampoline.

[Avian]

Granted, but it is in your large intestine.


I wish people would stop shouting.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but it's only because you're now DEAF.

I wish I knew how I was going to finish building my Fossil-Steel team up.

[Avian]

Cool! I'm deaf!
Granted, but you get PWND by a lvl 5 Caterpie that doesn't use the F.E.A.R strategy.

I wish that I could breath underwater.

-sniped-

Curses!

Granted, but now the whole world is encased in ice and Spheals rule the world!

I wish Spheals rule the world.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but they decide humans are now a delicacy...

I wish people would stop making ridiculous wishes.

[porygonpolygon777]

granted but now they grow and thus the new iceage   i wish for munchlaxto finally show up on my pokewalker so i can catch it and yes winners path is now out for mystery gift