Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[purplerush]

Granted you have a fish that can fly yet can't breath out of water so is dead >=]
I wish my friends weren't such let-downs.

[JakeLockyer]

Granted, but your friends become egotistical morons, who drop you for being the let down!
I wish for a better Mobile Phone

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but it is £599,000,000,000,000,000,000,000........,000,000,000

I wish that wishes were no longer corrupted.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but this wish is corrupted into not working, meaning it never happened, meaning wish get corrupted.

I wish this person I despised so much had all of their clothing's weight distorted so that they weight 1,000 pounds each.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but the extra weight was actually 13 ct gold.

I wish all wishes were banned.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but this wish is banned as well, nullifying it, causing every banned wish to become unbanned, including the one that banned them all, which bans every wish, and this continues for 10 minutes until the caster of said wish (you) is erased from existence so that way this wish was never made and people go on with life normally.

I wish that the person in my last wish went swimming, and there swimming clothes and hair were affected by my other wish.

[Webby2]

Granted, but the other one was not specific, meaning that your clothes are like flying fish.

I wish for a furry tractor.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but it stole your hair.

I wish I had a moustache that I could control!

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, now your armpit hair grows wildly and untameably :3

I wish for a wish >:3

[XK|X Litwick]

Granted, but it expires  in ten seconds....oops. Too late.

I wish that the next person to post gets a million dollars.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted, but I live in northen Ireland, Dollars are useless to me!  :'(

I wish my brothers plane crashed and he died tomorrow in the wreakage

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but the doctors fix him and he comes after you with his new Cyborg Body!
I wish for a wish that I wished for a wish whch allowed me to wish for a wish which gave me a wish that granted my wish for a wish for a Pony!

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted, but the wish is messed up because it confused me!

I wish that last wish didn't confuse me!

[Darkwing]

Granted... but the only reason it didn't confuse you is because you were trapped as a She-Wolf in heat and couldn't hear it from the male wolves baying while they chased you.


I wish this computer had a more reliable internet connection.

[Gusparce]

Its so fast and reliable everyone on you're block wants to use it...And you the get no time on it ever. I wish the game I want to play wasnt offline...