Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Granted but then, you got transported to "Neverland" where you then had to live with bubbles the monkey. FOREVER.

I wish that I Did'nt have to go to school on Wednesday! Aaaarrrggghhh!

[Tom™]

Granted. You have to go to school on Tuesday.

I wish for world destruction.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted. Pluto just exploded.

I wish that Owl City was the best music ever and I could listen to it.

[Tom™]

Granted, but listening to them is illegal

I wish I was 13 years of age. And lived until I was 100 years of age.

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted. On your birthday the world ends and you're stuck floating around in space forced to hold your breath for the next 87 years 9which you willl be capable of doing, but it will be agonising.

I wish I had a better Spanish teacher.

[Tom™]

Granted but he's French meaning you can't understand any spanish he says with that uhSilly uhFrench uhAccent

I wish children's TV these days wasn't as raunchy annoying or disturbing


*Looks at Fanboy and ChumChum*

As I said.

Disturbing

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. It is more annoying. (I don't think that show can BE more annoying!)

I wish my bike could have one higher gear, so it could go a little faster! And that it wasn't broken, and it still belonged to me!

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted. As soon as you get on, the wheels fall off.

I wish that I could buy an Owl City album.

[Tom™]

granted but you spend every last cent of your family's money for the next 10 years on it.

I wish for food.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. One bowl of Black Grasshoppers served! (they aren't poisonous, but the wiggle when you eat them!)

I wish my room had more outlets!

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish that my brother was less annoying.

[Darkwing]

Granted... But now you're the annoying one and just got grounded until your grandchildren graduate college.

I wish I could join a Frat.

[purplerush]

Granted but now, no such thing as a Frat exists and everyone thinks you're bonkers!

I wish I was a vampire (one that didn't sparkle preferably)

[Darkwing]

Granted... But your first meeting with a group of mega obsessed Twihards causes them to stake you for daring to presume to be equal to Mary Sue and her submissive Lust Object.

I wish that Stephanie Meyer had been able to properly deliver on the inherent promise of the Twilight saga.

[iKod]

Granted, but we still hate it.

I wish she loved me.