Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SilverFlame]

^ you didnt corrupt my wish..... :O IT CAME TRUE?! ZOMG!!! *dances around*

Granted, but you die three days later when i hit you with my new hammer.

[serperior]

^you have to make   a wish...

I wish I could play the xylophone

[SilverFlame]

^ whoopsies! i got distracted again >~<

Granted, but the xylophone starts to play you.

I wish i had a new DS o-o mine is really old.

[spritey]

^ Then we have a lot in common. My DS is super super really old and it went through a lot of trouble and it still lives. I also got Event Celebi on both Pearl and Soul Silver. Everyone got that event.

Granted but your old DS gets angry for abondoning it for a new one and kills you in your sleep. It also wrecks your new DS and rips all your money in half. Your old one was evil!!

I wish I had a new DS too... =[

[RBAY Research Fund]

Me: No, you don't. I wish I could FLY!!!

[SilverFlame]

^ do you not understand the concept of this game? You're supposed to CORRUPT our wishes. You're just commenting on them.

ANYWAYS, (this is also your EXAMPLE)

Granted, but you get chopped up by an airplane! :O

I wish my DS wasn't evil!

[RBAY Research Fund]

Me: Granted, but you fall off a cliff! >8D I wish I could be invisible.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but nobody ever sees you again. They can't hear you, see you, smell you, touch you, ect. Almost as if you don't exist~~ :O

I wish i had a magical talking unicorn named Steve. o-o

[Darkwing]

Granted... but he can outcurse an entire platoon of horny US Marines.

I wish I was on a military base for the USMC right now.

[spritey]

Granted but the base blows up and so do you as well as everyone else and that is all... =[

I wish the Fairly Oddparents would come and teach me true wishing skills.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but Poof pukes acid on you and you die.

I wish I had the power to paralyze people with a glare!

[spritey]

Granted but you look in a mirror and paralyze yourself.

I wish for a tough electric type trainer to battle me (Me=Poison type trainer.)

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted, but his Zapdos fries you with one Thunder O.o

I wish I didn't have to wait so long to send a Vulpix to Pokemon Black 

[spritey]

Granted but you lost your pokemon black once there was no more wait and got stuck with pokemon white but then you lost that too. And then you lost all your pokemon games and the tv broke so you can't watch anime and your computer died too so you can't even look up pokemon. And then all your pokemon cards burned and your pokemon-related items all disappeared and your memory was wiped of pokemon. =o

That's just horrible for us pokemon fans.

I wish I could fry the trainer's Zapdos and eat it for dinner. D=

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted but then Articuno and Moltres attack you for eating their friend (or rather numero dos of the trio)

I wish that I could kill Arcanine for trying to upstage me