Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[jtomr123]

granted but the wish forx you over

i wish that the next post will have no text

[Draghost999]

granted but todays not opposite day.

i wish i could gag you, tie you up, and force your husband to pay 100000000000000000000000 dollars if he got you back.

[jtomr123]

granted by its wife and she can hack the money into the account

i wish i had a huge.........hammer i could whack people with

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but the hammer explodes before you can use it.

I wish I had Thor's Hammer.

[jtomr123]

granted but i had it first so it is in peices now

i wish i had an army of monkeys

[Brawlimar]

Granted but all they do is throw poop at you.

I wish I knew what to name this Wobuffett...

[Draghost999]

Granted but I kill you because YOU STOLE MY POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for

[jtomr123]

granted you wanted nothing but because your wish was granted you just got somthing

i wish i could fly

[Stmacl]

Granted!! You Fly... of the end of my boot!!

I wish for a rgvbtehbegtnegfbehtgbdtfgbhgtf <--- one of those

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but it dies.

I wish that someone would delete all of Draghost's excalmation points.

[Draghost999]

Granted!! You Fly... of the end of my boot!!

I wish for a rgvbtehbegtnegfbehtgbdtfgbhgtf <--- one of those

Granted but I kill you because YOU COPIED ME ON TYPING RANDOM CHARACTERS IN THE WISH.
Man, you copy everything I do. It's like you're my son and I raised you.

I wish I could pee anywhere i wanted.

[jtomr123]

granted but i placed them back for the lols

i wish i had a !

[Draghost999]

Granted. The ! appears at the end because at that moment you got raped by a fat old man. Oops i guess you wasted your wish.

i wish for i dont care.

[Stmacl]

Wish granted!! What you wanna know how it was corrupted... why do you care??

I wish I could dance!!

[jtomr123]

granted but you can never stop dancing

i wish that a harem would fall from the sky whenever i say cheese