Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Hitmonchu]

Granted, but ShinyBlaziken2000's invisible lillipup eats it.

[SirBlaziken]

I wish for a lucariken

[NTN]

Granted, but it's 2:00 in the morning.

I wish I'd get promoted to webmaster so I can go on a huge banning spree against all my enemies here.

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but it's on a different site... A LITTLE GIRL'S SITE!

I wish for permanent hair dye in the shade I have now....

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you have an allergic reaction to the stuff it is made up of

I wish that my netbook was faster

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but it also restarts itself every time you use the mouse/keyboard.

I wish for a copy of every book ever written in my own huuuuuge library.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted but they are all made of broccoli.

I wish for ice cream

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but multiple seagulls poop on it... and you

I wish for the ability to teleport!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted but you can't control when you teleport or where you go. And you first teleport to an angry frenchmen convention....

i wish for a black uv light so I can see my invisible skitty

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but you find out that your invisible skitty is not actually a skitty. It is a very angry Diglett and it does't like you.

I wish I had a Hydreigon and it liked me and it was awesome etc. etc. etc.

[quack98]

Granted but its allergic to you!!!!

I wish for Pokémon white to accept my name

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but it glitches every time you save your game

[SirBlaziken]

NO wish NO wish * World Explodes*

I wish for a hitmonchu

[quack98]

Granted, but it has no legs!

Edit: Forgot the wish; I wish for a dinosaur

[sans the skeleton]

Granted - now you're back in time, to the ten seconds before the asteroid hits... you're directly in line of fire and you cant move an inch.

I wish for spaghetti. But not to be spaghetti.