Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, they're Vietnamese dollars.

I wish for another wish.

[Hitmonchu]

Granted, but the wish has already been used

I wish for a banana.

[the bread dragon]

granted, but the banana is poisonous. ouch.


i wish for food

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a lifetime supply of....




























DRY CAT FOOD! Yum! :3


I wish for a fluffy little Yorkie puppy!

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but it's in the prime stage of decomposing.

I wish for three yellow elephants.

[the bread dragon]

granted, but they make that loud noise that they make (whats that called? xD) and deafen you


i wish i wasnt so socially awkward

[Hitmonchu]

granted but now your armpit hair touches the ground

I wish for pokemon bank

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but it is full of bugs.

I WISH MY TABLET WASNT A PIECE OF [censored]!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, now it's a hamburger with no cheese.

I wish for sanity.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now sane and are immediately beaten to death by Mel Gibson with a swan. The swan turns out to be a VERY effective weapon....

I wish for some chocolate covered cherries!

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but the cherries are actually cat poop

I wish for hair like this:

[the bread dragon]

granted. we give you a time machine and send you to the 80s where people actually wore hair like this. you can never come back. bon voyage.

i wish i could buy shoes in sizes <13 in stores without having to get them custom made #firstworldproblems

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but your feet shrink to the size of a grape.

I wish I had more Easy Cheese

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now fat from eating all of the Easy Cheese.....

I wish for a diamond the size of a house!

[Kerou 犠牲]

Granted. Due to its size it's been locked in a chamber underground in a far away country and the location hasn't been disclosed.

I wish I could become a musician