Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted!
*Gives you a taco made out of orange juice*
*it drips through your hands*
... Ew.


I wish I had green scales. :3

[PokeSurfer]

Granted. *Gives a pair of green weighing scales*

I wish I could hypnotise people.

[Webby]

Granted. You walk to a mirror before you see other people and end up hynotising yourself first. You are forced to live in care for the rest of your life. =]

I wish I had a penny.

[Boggypete]

Granted but the penny is actually infected with a rare flesh-eating disease and you die an extremely painful death.

I wish I could write amazing songs.

[Rotom48]

Granted, but all instruments ad vocal chords in the world are destroyed so noone can listen to them.

I wish I was happy.

[Boggypete]

Granted but nobody else likes you anymore because you are so happy.

I wish I was 6ft tall.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but now you are under the influence of Carpainter's 'religion' and part of Happy Happyism. Now go paint everything blue mindlessly. (EarthBound reference!)

I wish I had my old Klonoa 2 game back... ;_;

SNIPED!

Granted, but first define the algebraic value of 'ft'.

Klonoa 2.

[IceRain]

Granted but your parents have to move into a new house because their short on money and the only affordable house they could find was one with 5 ft tall ceilings...good luck ;P

SNIPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  !

...what about Klonoa 2?


I wish I lived in Birmingham (the england one xP)

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but you can't breathe because you're buried alive under chavs. (England has a lot of them.)

I wish I had my Klonoa 2 game back!!

[master1]

Granted, but it's covered in skin-eating viruses.

I wish I had a new cell/mobilephone.

[IceRain]

Granted but it's a boring tracphone with limited funability

I wish I had some candy with no disease on it =P

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but someone may have already eaten some of it... <<>>

I wish I could get 'Fly in the Freedom' out of my head!

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but something else more annoying gets into your head.

I wish my friend would come home so I could call her.

[Laprabi]

Granted, but she will never call you again. Ever.

I wish I was immortal.

[master1]

Granted.
*sticks a poisoned sword through your chest so it hurts like Hell for all eternity*
Yay!
*runs you over with a steamrollar*
Weeee~!


I wish I was green.