Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

No one corrupts your wish. Sadly, you didn't make one.

I wish I didn't have homework for the rest of my life.

[master1]

Granted. You now live in school.

I wish I was asleep right now. But only until 7:30AM tomorrow.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted. You now live in school.

I wish I was asleep right now. But only until 7:30AM tomorrow.

*Grabs tow truck and bring all possesions to school.*
I'll live with  that...

Granted. But the world ended while you were sleeping.

I wish I lived in a mansion. A big mansion.

[Pandemonium]

Granted, but now you're trapped in a never ending load of dungeons. [I tried playing a game called Londonian Gothics: Maikyuu no Lolita... but I can't read enough Japanese and I get lost within minutes.]

I wish mai Lauren had a new mobile already.

[ShinyKecleon]

Granted, but the phone (or is it a house?) drops in a toilet.

I wish I knew biochem perfectly.

[Pandemonium]

Granted, but somehow you biochem your FACE.

I wish to have this wish corrupted. Yet, I also would prefer it not to be.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but your opinion means nothing, thus corrupting the wish... Somehow...

I wish I had a time machine.

[rapidash-mike]

Granted, but it needs to be plugged in to work. So you end up going to Dinosaur Times and you can't get back.

I wish I could be the moon.

[master1]

Granted.
*Joins NASA*
*Destroys you*
I'm happy. =)

I wish I was even happier.

[BlackStatic]

Granted, but then everyone else turns emo and you don't seem to notice.

I wish I was a little english sparrow, oh I wish I was a little english sparrow. I would sit upon the steeple and I'll poop on the people oh I was a little english sparrow~

[Pugseli]

Granted but after his visit to see the Queen, Pussycat decided to eat you XD

I wish Captain Olimar (Pikmin) was real. X3

[master1]

Granted. But he eats you. D:

I wish I knew how to get rid of this stupid "OMG YOU CAN WRITE WITH YOUR PEN TABLET AND IT'LL TURN INTO LETTERS!" icon. It's in the way.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but you reach Pikmin extinction on the first day and the onions fly away, leaving no seeds.

I wish Maddy didn't decide to leave.

POSTSNIPED

Granted, but your computer is now broken.

I wish Maddy didn't decide to leave.

[Pugseli]

Granted but somehow you get kicked out of existence DX

I wish cows could talk. XD

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but Rex comes and steals them all! (He's a moderator (Username: Ledyba) who is known for loving cows )

I wish I became a mod!