Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but you annoy him and he blows you up.

In other news, me and Evan have the same song in our sigs, only different parts.
Now I will change mine.

I wish it was my birthday.

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted. But everybody forgets and you spiral into an uncontrollable depression and self pity until you inevitabely blow yourself.


I wish I had *close up* 9 billion dollars!

[mewz2cute]

Granted. But they're the last 9 billion dollars on Earth and everyone wants them.


I wish I had a puppy.

[master1]

Granted! *gives dead puppy* ^^

I wish I could speak every language known to man. Fluently.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but you can only say swear words from now on.

I wish the booking for my lazer tag will suceed.

[Spartacus]

Granted. But your opponents use real lasers and slice you into zillions of tiny pieces.


I wish I was not at work.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

yes, but instead of being at work, your in world war two
I wish I could be the OFFICIAL sprite rater, EVERYWHERE

[Webby]

Granted. Sprite Rater becomes a registered profession, and you begin a series of reality TV shows to find the best Sprite Rater to follow in your work. You create an industry of hated people, and spriting becomes seldom seen outside of small cults within Europe.

I wish I could go to bed.

[MOP]

Granted but it's not your bed it's a velociraptor's.

I wish I didn't need to wash ever again.

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted. But you become extremely dirty and contract the Black Death.

I wish nothing bad happened on this wish

[master1]

Granted.
...
*punches you in the face anyway*

I wish I had Pepsi. D:

[MOP]

Granted but you must fight a moose for it.

I wish I could transform into a horde of badgers.

[ShinyKecleon]

Granted, but you manage to get mad at yourself and the horde breaks into CHAOS.

I wish I will go undefeated as Koga. >)

[Toshiku Yumari]

Granted, but then the real Koga appears and kicks your butt.



I wish I had pie.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted. Here's a drawing of a pie.

I wish I didn't need to use glasses.