Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted, but I misheard and you now have a hermaphrodite Psyduck.

I wish I had a Focus Band.

[MOP]

You do but it's in your stomach.

I wish I had a real life mawile.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you stole it from Victory Road, so now Mawile is no longer there, leaving you unable to catch one ingame.

I wish that the second coming of Jesus would arrive on my doorstop suddenly

[q.c.™]

Actual Jesus arrive on your doorstep. Now the world slowly starts to end.

=D



I wish that I could meet Sierra Boggess.

[Toshiku Yumari]

Granted. But I don't know who that is, so a mountain appears instead.



I wish I had a pet mountain that would attack people when I told it to.

[q.c.™]

She is the lovely girl in my avatar.. and if you click the first link in my signature..

Fail.

Granted.. but since it turned out to be MY mountain that you gave me I sent a firing squad after you..


I wish that more people appreciated the little mermaid as much as i do..

[Rorak Kuroda]

Granted, but the paparazzi from her popularity kills her. Unfortunate.

I wish that life was easier.

[Spartacus]

Granted, but I misread and you life now becomes CHEESIER.


I wish I had a roll and bacon. Mmmmmm!

[master1]

Granted. *rolls you in bacon and feeds you to dragons*

I wish this paint would dry faster.

[Spartacus]

Granted. It is fast drying paint but there is some on the handle of the brush, drying at super speed and sticking the brush to the wall and you to the brush. as you pull it away your skin tears and you gush blood all over your nicely painted walls. (You may or may not have bled out)

I wish I could type faster

[MOP]

Granted but you type so fast your fingers break off.

I wish I had Bernard's Watch!

[master1]

Granted! But I didn't realise you were refering to the TV show so some muscley biker guy called Bernard hunts you down and does unspeakable things to you to get his watch back.

o.o;

... I wish MOP wasn't dead. =D

[MOP]

Granted, I'm undead!

I wish I had a heart...

[zorro1]

granted LOL!



i wish i had a nugget

[Webby]

Granted. You have a chicken nugget. And a seagull eats it. ):

I wish I could draw things into life.