Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[IceRain]

Granted,but you have an appointment with the King Of Hell and you will be tortured until you can't take it.Then you will be slaughtered like a chicken(sorry if i am a little harsh)

I wished my nintendo ds was fixed.

>~< *sniff*...eh..eh he T~T...Waaaaaaah! T0T Your a meanie! I hate you! xP

Granted but your orange juice is served through an unwashed container that held cottage cheese =P

I wish Lonely Guy wasn't so mean xP

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but Webbz isn't awesome anymore!

I wish I was as awesome as Webbz!

[IceRain]

Granted but Webbz became not as awesome and his awesomeness is equal to yours currently so you go nowhere D:

I wish I was as awesome as IceRain.

[master1]

Granted! But the universe implodes due to the paradox and now we're all wearing silly hats.


I wish the TV was three feet to the left.

Richie I hate you.

Um... Good for you? 
Why, exactly?

[MOP]

Granted but you move 6 feet to the right.

I wish procrastination didn't exist.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but then everyone will have late work almost everyday.

I wish I was a pokemon. (lol)

[master1]

Granted. *we switch bodies*
Hahah, now you're a short male and wear a silly jacket. *skips away*

I wish for ice cream.

[Toshiku Yumari]

Granted, but it is melted. Not just melted, but boiling.


I wish I had string cheese. Or a glass of water. Either one will do.

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted. But you get both, and they compete with each others taste and you blow up.

How water competes with cheese, I don't know.

I wish again.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted but it is against the law to wish twice in one post and you get arrested.

I wish I had a giant bowl of hot glue.

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but you get it because someone throws it at your face.
Your face melts and becomes horribly disfigured, worse than the lady who got her face torn apart by a rampaging chimp. Congratulations.

I wish I was completely safe from any harm.

[MOP]

Granted but only after everything harmful has happened to you.
I wish I could disco dance and everyone called me "The Love Doctor".

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted. But you soon have to become a psychiatrist for people who's hearts have been broken.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

By the way Richie, I hate you because you wished that more people liked you.
By the way again Richie, I'm joking. You're my best friend, (not really, but you seem cool) (:

[master1]

Oh, okay. X3
Thank you. ^^;

But your wish must be corrupt either way so~!
*grants but you get eaten alive by dragons*

I wish my skin wasn't all peeling off. o.o;;;;;;;;;

[Turtleneck Gangster]

your skins peeling off? O.o May I ask why? o.O

Anyways, Granted. But you get calluses (spelling?) all over. Your skin needs to fall off you know. 

I wish I could find my Yellow version >.>  <.< .... nope.