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Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

Started by Hicky, May 31, 2009, 17:42

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master1

#75
June 05, 2009, 14:34
Granted. Your best friend is now a car. =3
I don't think he enjoys it, though. >.>

I wish for a sandwich. (^..^)

Spinda

#76
June 05, 2009, 15:08
Granted, but it's an evil sandwich!

I wish for Big Brother's Little Brother to be on now instead of 6:00pm.

Best Wishes from Iris, Ash and Cilan! =]

Hicky

#77
June 05, 2009, 15:13
Granted, but Dermot only rescheduled it because he has turned into an ogre and ogres succumb to the night at 6 P.M. - thus, you are sent into shock by his face.

I wish for the US to be communist.
I like Sqwirtle.

Spinda

#78
June 05, 2009, 15:18
XD However Dermot hasn't presented it since 2007...it's been George Lamb...

Granted, but the US then bans hot dogs.

I wish to stand under Rihanna's Umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.

Best Wishes from Iris, Ash and Cilan! =]

Y2Jt

#79
June 05, 2009, 16:17
Granted but it has holes in it and you get soaked

I wish ash wasn't so stupid

Webby2

#80
June 05, 2009, 16:18
Granted, but you are super intelligent, too intelligent, and no one likes you because of it.

Quote from: Spinda on June 05, 2009, 11:00
Granted, but you start mutating into Katy Perry.

I wish for that =P

Hicky

#81
June 05, 2009, 16:35
Quote from: Spinda on June 05, 2009, 15:18
XD However Dermot hasn't presented it since 2007...it's been George Lamb...

Granted, but the US then bans hot dogs.

I wish to stand under Rihanna's Umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.
Oh, well I didn't know because I have basically never watched it in my life except in 2007 so SHUT UP.

Granted, but it is This Katy Perry. You become totally anonymous.

I wish I didn't just spend 10 minutes looking through Facebook for non-famous Katie Perries.
I like Sqwirtle.

sishkabab

#82
June 05, 2009, 17:24
granted, you spent an hour instead

i wish i had some cheese

492 pokemans. i need to get a semi legit(or preferabally fully legit) celibii then i have EVERY SINGLE POKEMON caught semilegit or full legit with no trading.

Y2Jt

#83
June 05, 2009, 17:37
Granted but its full of magots

I wish there was no such thing as exams

Webby2

#84
June 05, 2009, 17:40
Granted but you don't get any grades and become unemployed, homeless etc

I wish I was magic.

Charlie The Umbreon

#85
June 05, 2009, 17:49
Granted, but you cant control it and you kill yourself. c:

I wish I was Mrs Gerard Way. xD

Caldoran

#86
June 05, 2009, 17:57
Granted, but you'll be abused and neglected and have your wrists cut all the time.

I wish I had a calculator
The above statements are masterfully crafted fabrications.

Webby2

#87
June 05, 2009, 17:59
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I was with Cheryl Cole now.

Spinda

#88
June 05, 2009, 19:49
Quote from: Hicky on June 05, 2009, 16:35
SHUT UP.

WHY DON'T YOU. CAPS LOCK IS FUN.

Granted, but Girls Aloud suddenly get 47% less popular.

I wish I had a t-shirt that says 'Again, and, Again'.

Best Wishes from Iris, Ash and Cilan! =]

Hicky

#89
June 05, 2009, 20:12
Granted, but street gangsters beat you again and again, true to your t-shirt.

I wish I had a fountain.
I like Sqwirtle.
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