Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted, but it doesn't have a water pump or a bottom.

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom...

[iKod]

Granted, but you get constipated and eventually die of internal infections.


I wish for nothing.

[Hicky]

Granted, but this game now is criticized heavily for granted a wish of such a stupid nature and thus ceases to exist, meaning you get something, the lack of existence of this game.

I wish for every single album ever created.

[progartpkmn98]

Sure, but they will all be hand drawn (messily and magically) by me.





I wish my wishes would all be corrupted.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you become really annoyed with the quality of the corruptions and thus grant everyone's wished, therefore making the game pointless.

I wish I was having tea with God right now.

[laironlover77]

Granted, but the tea is only fit for higher powers such as God, and when you drink it your head will implode on itself.

I wish I had a robot army that only obeyed me.

[Hicky]

Granted, but they only obey you if you talk in Swahili, a language you (possibly) aren't fluent in.

I wish I was decent at art.

[progartpkmn98]

Ok, but you will be highly allergic to anything to do with art. Allergic means you will die.



I wish nothing could be corrupted (UNKNOWN)

[master1]

Granted. You are warped to a parrelel world where everything is perfect. =)

I wish I was taller. =3

[Webby2]

Granted, but you are so tall that you make the Eiffel Tower look like a midget.

I wish I wasn't as amazing as I am for some strange reason.

[progartpkmn98]

...only in art. (HAHA!)



I wish I had 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 more whishes

[Webby2]

...only in art. (HAHA!)

???

Anyways granted, you get that many whishes as you asked... dunno what you'll want them for.

I wish for a pet donkey.

[progartpkmn98]

...only in art (HAHA!)

???

I mean you will only have decreased skill in art!!!!

Anyway, as for a wish, you've got yourself, right?

I wish for some Italian BMT's

[Hicky]

Granted, but bread with seeds is used to make them, to your probable disgust.

I wish it was 9 in the afternoon.

[progartpkmn98]

Granted, but only in a place you aren't in.



I wish I had a million dollars